Good vacations are worth their weight in (plural noun). A/An (adjective) summer vacation for you and your (adjective) family is to visit the Rocky (plural noun) in Colorado. The first time you see these (adjective) mountains, your (part of the body) will thump (adverb). If you're into camping, fishing, or (verb ending in ING), visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of (adjective) landscapes and rich (adjective) history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old (noun), your (part of the body) will drop open and you won't be able to catch your (noun). And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate (noun), San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable (noun) loaded with wide-eyed (plural noun) or climb the city's (adjective) hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's (adjective) rendition of "I Left My (part of the body) in San Francisco." So will you!
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in broken fingernails. A hawt summer vacation for you and your sensitive family is to visit the Rocky Facebook Friends in Colorado. The first time you see these craptastic mountains, your glabella will thump angrily. If you're into camping, fishing, or blogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of headache inducing landscapes and rich feather-light history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old decorative headband, your uvula will drop open and you won't be able to catch your defective glue gun. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate baby's binkie, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable hole punch loaded with wide-eyed Chris Pine (I mean...Captain Kirk) Glasses from Burger King or climb the city's frilly hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's itchy rendition of "I Left My Funny Bone in San Francisco." So will you!
Millie said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Facebook frenemies. A sloppy summer vacation for you and your won't-shut-up family is to visit the Rocky Bra Cups in Colorado. The first time you see these foul mountains, your spit gland will thump back-fat-squishingly. If you're into camping, fishing, or lip-synching, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of chub-ogling landscapes and rich limp history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old fat guy in a little coat, your braided and beaded female goatee will drop open and you won't be able to catch your baked potato. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate head injury, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rabid Weird Al fan loaded with wide-eyed angry bees or climb the city's three-legged-but-should-only-have-two hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's barfs-on-command rendition of "I Left My Hernia in San Francisco." So will you!
FluffyChicky said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Garbage Pail Kids card collections in individual plastic casings. A pooperific summer vacation for you and your fantastically flatulent family is to visit the Rocky Rabid Raccoons that have been eating out of your garbage cans in the middle of the night, in Colorado. The first time you see these humble mountains, your urinary tract will thump snarkily. If you're into camping, fishing, or snogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of beady-eyed landscapes and rich fanatical history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old security blanket, your chewed on hangnail will drop open and you won't be able to catch your Uncle Orville’s urn. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate water bottle, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable Bugs Bunny loaded with wide-eyed feet or climb the city's piously pompous hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's flirtatious rendition of "I Left My Uni-brow in San Francisco." So will you!
Tree Monkey said:
Good vacations are worth their weight in rocks. A cute summer vacation for you and your funny family is to visit the Rocky Fishies in Colorado. The first time you see these striped mountains, your head will thump quickly. If you're into camping, fishing, or running, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of polka-dotted landscapes and rich weird history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old bike, your arm will drop open and you won't be able to catch your turtle. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate scooter, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rip-stick loaded with wide-eyed animals or climb the city's cool hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's awesome rendition of "I Left My Leg in San Francisco." So will you!
Klin said-
Good vacations are worth their weight in current events. A high ballin' summer vacation for you and your video watchin' family is to visit the Rocky Snuggling Couples in Colorado. The first time you see these chocolate-covered mountains, your liver will thump fiercely. If you're into camping, fishing, or flushing, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of scattered landscapes and rich stormin' Norman style history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old mighty mouse, your ankle will drop open and you won't be able to catch your pomchi puppy. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate wedding outline, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable dog toy loaded with wide-eyed whining puppies or climb the city's very messy hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's locker room smellin' rendition of "I Left My Septum in San Francisco." So will you!
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