Amusement Park '06

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer angry earwig. When you get there, you can rent a clock that's right twice a day and go for a swim. And there are lots of thinks glue is a food things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a drippy pants with mustard, relish, and cackling old fool on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of gangrenous toe with a nice kicking and screaming slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold slug slime. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your printer that only prints obscenities. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little grungy microwave buttons, that you drive and run into other pants wetters, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big crusty earring and try to grab the gold total dipwad as you ride past.