GIRL: Hello. My name is (girl's name).
BOY: Hi. My name is (male celebrity). I came here with my mother and father and my little (noun).
GIRL: I am here with my best girl (noun). We are staying at the (name of boy) Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great (noun) there. How is the food?
GIRL: (Adjective)! But the room only costs (number) dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a/an (noun) for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go (verb ending in ING).
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised (female celebrity) I'd go (verb ending in ING) with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a/an (adjective) Dance at the Hotel (verb ending in ING) Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a/an (adjective) dress and your (kind of shoe - plural). I am going to wear my (plural noun).
Glittersmama said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Barb.
BOY: Hi. My name is Rainn Wilson. I came here with my mother and father and my little phone.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl scissors. We are staying at the Josh Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great watch there. How is the food?
GIRL: Tiny! But the room only costs 59 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented an ear for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go washing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Reese Witherspoon I'd go meditating with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Blue Dance at the Hotel Rolling Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a soapy dress and your jelly shoes. I am going to wear my magnets.
Luisa Perkins said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Pollyanna.
BOY: Hi. My name is Wayne Newton. I came here with my mother and father and my little skateboard.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl toilet. We are staying at the Bobby Joe Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great weed there. How is the food?
GIRL: Gnarly! But the room only costs 3.14 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a crinoline for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go barking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Sinead O'Connor I'd go sneezing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Droopy Dance at the Hotel Snoring Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a puerile dress and your penny loafers. I am going to wear my coins.
Rebecca said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Meg.
BOY: Hi. My name is Snoopy. I came here with my mother and father and my little fluffy Easter bunny.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl very ripe broccoli. We are staying at the Sam Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great videotape there. How is the food?
GIRL: Molten! But the room only costs 789,021 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a ghastly white gorilla for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go sparking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Diane Sawyer I'd go hurling with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Glowing Dance at the Hotel Flying Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a glittery dress and your oversized purple tap shoes. I am going to wear my tickets.
Kayelyn said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Hilda.
BOY: Hi. My name is Zac Efron. I came here with my mother and father and my little grass.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl toilet. We are staying at the Max Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great fan there. How is the food?
GIRL: Rancid! But the room only costs 9 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a bubble gum for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go squatting.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Julia Roberts I'd go sweating with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Stellar Dance at the Hotel Burning Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a breakable dress and your light pink ballet shoes. I am going to wear my dishes.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Grizelda.
BOY: Hi. My name is Yul Brynner. I came here with my mother and father and my little pineapple.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl bouncy ball. We are staying at the Herman Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great gyroscope there. How is the food?
GIRL: Articulate! But the room only costs 815 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a mold for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go picking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Lambchop I'd go nursing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Fiery Dance at the Hotel Cooking Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a whining dress and your galoshes. I am going to wear my whirling dervishes.
Physcokity said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Anna Bell Andrews.
BOY: Hi. My name is Henry Winkler. I came here with my mother and father and my little tin shovel.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl half-a-paperback. We are staying at the Borris Harris mmm mmm what a fox Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great broken water ski there. How is the food?
GIRL: Feminist! But the room only costs 53 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a bicycle pump for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go jumping up & down.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Jodie Foster I'd go hopping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Circa 1970s Dance at the Hotel Sliding in Bubbles Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a freaky dress and your platform wedges. I am going to wear my rum raisin banana splits.
Heffalump said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Petunia.
BOY: Hi. My name is David Hasselhoff. I came here with my mother and father and my little lunchbox.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl tube sock. We are staying at the Bruno Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great clown wig there. How is the food?
GIRL: Pessimistic! But the room only costs 783 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a guppy for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go crocheting.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Miss Piggy I'd go strutting with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Serene Dance at the Hotel Karate Chopping Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a sweet dress and your go go boots. I am going to wear my pinky toes.
Methodical wormer said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Shirley Q Liquor, honey.
BOY: Hi. My name is Denzel Washington. I came here with my mother and father and my little greasy greasy chicken.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl malt liquor from a jar. We are staying at the Lemonjello Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great homeopathic koolaid there. How is the food?
GIRL: Big ole'! But the room only costs 2 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented an Egg McMuffin for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go chasin'.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Whitney Houston I'd go durin' with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is an Ignunt Dance at the Hotel Boirlin' Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a not yet paid fo' dress and your Vera Wangs. I am going to wear my oxygen maxs.
Josi said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Pat.
BOY: Hi. My name is Dustin Hoffman. I came here with my mother and father and my little rock.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl scissors. We are staying at the Timmy Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great pasta maker there. How is the food?
GIRL: Green! But the room only costs 89 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a computer for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go laughing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Brooke Shields I'd go coughing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Tall Dance at the Hotel Pushing Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a gorgeous dress and your clogs. I am going to wear my papers.
MommyJ said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Mary.
BOY: Hi. My name is George Clooney. I came here with my mother and father and my little foot.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl lamp. We are staying at the Samuel Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have great pants there. How is the food?
GIRL: Silly! But the room only costs 7 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a phone for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go running.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Nicole Kidman I'd go singing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Musical Dance at the Hotel Jumping Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear an obnoxious dress and your crocs. I am going to wear my speakers.
Dawnyel said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Suzy Snowflake.
BOY: Hi. My name is Mel Gibson. I came here with my mother and father and my little frosting.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl potty chair. We are staying at the Bond, James Bond Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great table there. How is the food?
GIRL: Round! But the room only costs 1/2 dollar a day.
BOY: I rented a sippy cup for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go lurking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Madonna I'd go prancing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Shiny Dance at the Hotel Slurping Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a red-hot dress and your slippers. I am going to wear my socks.
b. said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Julia.
BOY: Hi. My name is Justin Timberlake. I came here with my mother and father and my little chicken.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl egg. We are staying at the Tyler Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great friend there. How is the food?
GIRL: Good! But the room only costs 4 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a bottle for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go singing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Carol Burnett I'd go yodeling with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Funny Dance at the Hotel Laughing Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a cheery dress and your boots. I am going to wear my houses.
parry's said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Hannah.
BOY: Hi. My name is Brad Pitt. I came here with my mother and father and my little Utah.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl shovel. We are staying at the Reed Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great girl there. How is the food?
GIRL: Jumping! But the room only costs 26 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented an apple for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go jumping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Denise Richards I'd go singing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Red Dance at the Hotel Having Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a rough dress and your Adidas. I am going to wear my shelves.
Amanda said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Veronica.
BOY: Hi. My name is Sponge Bob. I came here with my mother and father and my little minivan.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl airplane. We are staying at the Jake Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great mountain there. How is the food?
GIRL: Clueless! But the room only costs 12 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a harmonica for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go chewing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Barbie I'd go barking with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Hairy Dance at the Hotel Hugging Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a sticky dress and your pumps. I am going to wear my aliens.
Fluffy Chicky said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Hilda.
BOY: Hi. My name is Johnny Depp. I came here with my mother and father and my little plant.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl pancreas. We are staying at the Alfred Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great goat there. How is the food?
GIRL: Hideous! But the room only costs 27 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a spatula for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go smacking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Emma Thompson I'd go barfing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Toasted Dance at the Hotel Streaking Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear an intricate dress and your Skechers. I am going to wear my poodles.
Jean Knee said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Selma May.
BOY: Hi. My name is Drew Carey. I came here with my mother and father and my little thundering mouse.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl cottage cheese thighs. We are staying at the Carl Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great huge debt there. How is the food?
GIRL: Suddenly deflated! But the room only costs 45 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a big bang theory for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go hacking.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Meg Ryan I'd go heaving with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is an Unparalelled Dance at the Hotel Repelling Slowly Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a bitter, dried up dress and your flip flops. I am going to wear my big, stupid cavemen.
Tori :) said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Deb.
BOY: Hi. My name is Harrison Ford. I came here with my mother and father and my little hat.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl Tylenol. We are staying at the Wally Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great scissors there. How is the food?
GIRL: Silvery! But the room only costs 64 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented an eyeball for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go rolling.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Reese Witherspoon I'd go humping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Shiny Dance at the Hotel Scratching Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a smiley dress and your snow boots. I am going to wear my wires.
Summer said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Michelle.
BOY: Hi. My name is Shia Labeouf. I came here with my mother and father and my little ice cream cone.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl sparkler. We are staying at the Spencer Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great glitter there. How is the food?
GIRL: Shiny! But the room only costs 17 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a catapult for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go jumping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Nicole Kidman I'd go splashing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Slippery Dance at the Hotel Falling Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a cranky dress and your slippers. I am going to wear my peanuts.
compulsive writer said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Matilda Jane.
BOY: Hi. My name is Dr. Phil. I came here with my mother and father and my little jackhammer.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl sky-blue eye shadow. We are staying at the Barnaby Joe Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great rock-hard fruitcake there. How is the food?
GIRL: Discombobulated! But the room only costs 3,948,587,993 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a sushi bar for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go fetching.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Dame Edna I'd go regurgitating with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Flippant Dance at the Hotel Prognosticating Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a facetious dress and your Birkenstocks. I am going to wear my monkeys.
Carronin said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Carrie.
BOY: Hi. My name is Val Kilmer. I came here with my mother and father and my little I-phone.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl yoga mat. We are staying at the Jim Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great gym there. How is the food?
GIRL: Sweaty! But the room only costs 98 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a laptop for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go emailing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Elizabeth Taylor I'd go primping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Bumpy Dance at the Hotel Smelling Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a hungry dress and your clogs. I am going to wear my CDs.
Elasticwaistbandlady said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Poke Salad Annie.
BOY: Hi. My name is Ronald McDonald. I came here with my mother and father and my little chicken-plucked eyebrows.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl fake dandruff. We are staying at the Boy George Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great tampon dispenser there. How is the food?
GIRL: Radiating! But the room only costs 411 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a stale Twinkie Twin Pack for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go sashaying.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Gloria Gaynor I'd go booty-shaking with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Dorky Dance at the Hotel Clutching Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a hoochie-like dress and your pink checkered Vans. I am going to wear my aliens.
Mel Smell said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Fat Lip Fran.
BOY: Hi. My name is Jon Lovitz. I came here with my mother and father and my little quad cane.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl diarrhea of the mouth. We are staying at the Rosy Rump Ralph Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great chronic pig nose haver there. How is the food?
GIRL: Can't not strike a pose! But the room only costs 547.60 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a finger in the fan for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go booby squeezing.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Marcy from Peanuts I'd go armpit huffing with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a Uncontrolled, One-Fingered Nasoblowing Dance at the Hotel Childish Window Yelling Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a mocking, daily dress and your kitten mittens. I am going to wear my beautiful turtle dress up outfits.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Bears
If you go to some (adjective) place like Yellowstone National (noun), you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and (plural noun). The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the (adjective) bear and the (adjective) bear. Bears spend most of their time (verb ending in ING) and (verb ending in ING). They look very (adjective), but if you make them (adjective), they may bite your (noun). Bears will come up to your car and beg for (food plural). They will stand on their hind legs and clap their (plural noun) together and pretend to be (adjective). But do not get out of your (vehicle) or offer the bears (food plural) or (food plural). This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as (something alive plural) and (something alive plural). Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation (adverb) and not get eaten by a (noun).
glittersmama said...
If you go to some cool place like Yellowstone National Fox, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and buckets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the fluffy bear and the greasy bear. Bears spend most of their time mowing and jumping. They look very itchy, but if you make them smelly, they may bite your flower. Bears will come up to your car and beg for ice cream sandwiches. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their penguins together and pretend to be long. But do not get out of your purple Geo Tracker or offer the bears tortillas or french fries. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as monkeys and worms. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation softly and not get eaten by a pipe.
Stacey said...
If you go to some awesome place like Yellowstone National Nun, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and books. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sweet bear and the brilliant bear. Bears spend most of their time running and skipping. They look very stylish, but if you make them nasty, they may bite your moose. Bears will come up to your car and beg for eggs. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their dogs together and pretend to be scary. But do not get out of your black Camaro or offer the bears pancakes or crackers. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as gorillas and horses. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a priest.
Carrot Jello said...
If you go to some round place like Yellowstone National Policeman, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and chickens. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the slick bear and the wet bear. Bears spend most of their time running and pacing. They look very tall, but if you make them scaly, they may bite your capitol. Bears will come up to your car and beg for oranges. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their forks together and pretend to be shiny. But do not get out of your bike or offer the bears apples or hot dogs. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as venus fly traps and snakes. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a house.
Luisa Perkins said...
If you go to some greasy place like Yellowstone National Envelope, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and stars. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the unholy bear and the skeevy bear. Bears spend most of their time joking and whipping. They look very scrumptious, but if you make them disgusting, they may bite your slip. Bears will come up to your car and beg for casseroles. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their toes together and pretend to be sweet. But do not get out of your golf cart or offer the bears pies or chalupas. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as grasshoppers and bacteria. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation woodenly and not get eaten by a ponytail.
thorny tree lady said...
If you go to some crazy place like Yellowstone National Frenchman, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and poodles. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the tired bear and the sick bear. Bears spend most of their time rowing and waiting. They look very frustrated, but if you make them angry, they may bite your bunny. Bears will come up to your car and beg for slices of roast beef. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their political activists together and pretend to be grungy. But do not get out of your Weinermobile or offer the bears ears of corn or licorice bits. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as tropical fish and firemen. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation lovingly and not get eaten by the Rocky Mountains.
Sketchy said...
If you go to some Scarlett O'Hara-ish place like Yellowstone National Moon Cheese, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and funky tasting mystery meat. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the quite contrary bear and the Molly Mormon bear. Bears spend most of their time You-tube worthy dancing and creatively cluttering. They look very mushroom smoking, but if you make them prepubescent, they may bite your pollen-sniffer. Bears will come up to your car and beg for fruit fly-buzzed bananas. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their indiscreet monkeys together and pretend to be shaken, not stirred. But do not get out of your red, racing striped, big wheel or offer the bears Uh-oh, Spaghettios or simple syrup. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as lichens and vile attack-wasps. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation yeah, verily and not get eaten by a banana clip-visor.
Jean Knee said...
If you go to some fresh place like Yellowstone National Moon O-ring, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and hammers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the hard as a rock bear and the soft as a baby's bum bear. Bears spend most of their time whining and blathering. They look very sticky, but if you make them sultry, they may bite your pig ear. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pork chops. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their cry babies together and pretend to be stupid. But do not get out of your mystery machine or offer the bears potato crisps or fried pies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as fungi and fleas. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation fast and not get eaten by a pair of hip huggers.
(Amen on Jason Bateman)
Dawnyel said...
If you go to some spiky place like Yellowstone National Tooth, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and blankets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the rotund bear and the billowy bear. Bears spend most of their time shocking and typing. They look very smooth, but if you make them wet, they may bite your pig. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sushi. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their toenails together and pretend to be flighty. But do not get out of your Winnebago or offer the bears french fries or sammies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as fish and germs. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation lovingly and not get eaten by a snot.
Kayelyn said...
If you go to some cold place like Yellowstone National Crate, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and smarties. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sweet bear and the sour bear. Bears spend most of their time sleeping and running. They look very wet, but if you make them reflective, they may bite your punk. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pretzels. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their chairs together and pretend to be airy. But do not get out of your Jeep or offer the bears rolls or cucumbers. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as trees and animals. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation snottily and not get eaten by a fire.
Mrs. Crybaby Jones said...
If you go to some covered with shower hair place like Yellowstone National Sniffer, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and lampshade-wearing old women. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the trollopish bear and the barnstorming bear. Bears spend most of their time creeping out the neighbors and playing with hamsters before eating them. They look very zippered underwear-wearing, but if you make them standing too close to a cactus, they may bite your belching birthday pig. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sides of beef. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their outhouses too far away to use together and pretend to be nerdy and homely. But do not get out of your large tricycle or offer the bears fried barf cakes or shredded cabbage. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as grass and Rudy Guilani. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation Michael Bluth-dreamingly and not get eaten by a hobo on the side of the road.
Suzanne said...
If you go to some dirty place like Yellowstone National Shoe, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and socks. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the voluptuous bear and the smelly bear. Bears spend most of their time smiling and pooping. They look very quiet, but if you make them boisterous, they may bite your pinata. Bears will come up to your car and beg for chimichangas. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their burritos together and pretend to be red. But do not get out of your Corvette or offer the bears Tostitos or jelly beans. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as cooties and fire ants. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation wickedly and not get eaten by Barney the purple dinosaur.
physcokity said...
If you go to some happy place like Yellowstone National Caboose, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and hooooot pockets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the boiling lava hot bear and the ice cold bear. Bears spend most of their time smoking and whipping. They look very soft, but if you make them smooth, they may bite your butter. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pancakes. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their exploding wigs of death together and pretend to be cheeky. But do not get out of your segway or offer the bears sugar babies or vanilla flavored tootsie rolls. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as Cousin Itts and bats. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation expeditiously and not get eaten by an outerspace.
Methodical Wormer said...
If you go to some pie faced place like Yellowstone National Oompa Loompa, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and Wangdoodles. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the rotten bear and the rubbish bear. Bears spend most of their time gobbling and spitting. They look very big, but if you make them small, they may bite your Vermicious Knid. Bears will come up to your car and beg for snozberries. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their Wangdoodles together and pretend to be real. But do not get out of your Wonkamobile or offer the bears a lifetime supply of chocolate or gum that tastes like a meal. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as golden geese and rabbits. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a garbage chute.
Rebecca said...
If you go to some stinky sweating place like Yellowstone National Robot, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and giblets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the hot diggity bear and the purple-spiked bear. Bears spend most of their time hurling and heaving. They look very monstrous, but if you make them egg splattered, they may bite your rotorooter. Bears will come up to your car and beg for Cheese Whiz. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their warthogs together and pretend to be screaming. But do not get out of your hot air balloon or offer the bears potato latkes or raspberry tarts. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as alfalfa sprouts and swarms of mosquitoes. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation raucously and not get eaten by a gondola.
Kelli in the Mirror said...
If you go to some lovely place like Yellowstone National Hamburger, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and giraffes. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the velvety bear and the slimy bear. Bears spend most of their time picking and flicking. They look very brown, but if you make them nasty, they may bite your tree. Bears will come up to your car and beg for drumsticks. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their laptops together and pretend to be lukewarm. But do not get out of your Pinto or offer the bears peas or Cheez-its. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as seahorses and otters. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a booger.
Melissa said...
If you go to some straight place like Yellowstone National Wallet, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and notecards. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the square bear and the funky bear. Bears spend most of their time scrubbing and hitting. They look very stringy, but if you make them red, they may bite your credit card. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pork rinds. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their bills together and pretend to be nasty. But do not get out of your dune buggy or offer the bears twinkies or M&M's. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as cats and horses. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quietly and not get eaten by a thread.
Tori said...
If you go to some slimy place like Yellowstone National Crack, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and ears. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the dry bear and the curvy bear. Bears spend most of their time punting and panting. They look very bloody, but if you make them bumpy, they may bite your werewolf. Bears will come up to your car and beg for raisinettes. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their hats together and pretend to be insane. But do not get out of your jet ski or offer the bears carrots or pork rinds. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as Frankenstein and bumblebees. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation heavily and not get eaten by a toilet.
Mel Smell said...
If you go to some flying with your giant armflab place like Yellowstone National Court jester you didn't ask for, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and people who always talk like they're a newscaster. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the snausage-flavored bear and the "immediately after announcing that what they're eating is a good laxative, runs out of the room holding their butt" bear. Bears spend most of their time goosing old ladies and running to the bathroom laughing and peeing. They look very accidentally peeing on hand while wiping, but if you make them irregularly irregular, they may bite your pirate squirrel. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sphincter exploding taquitos. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their diaper freckles together and pretend to be frequently dripping. But do not get out of your big chicken or offer the bears cow pimple tacos or turtle winker brulee. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as under-the-bridge bums and llama rear mites. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation hot-pantsingly and not get eaten by a perverted kitty tail accessory.
Heffalump said...
If you go to some impregnable place like Yellowstone National Doghouse, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and biscuits. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sanguine bear and the grotesque bear. Bears spend most of their time hatching and broiling. They look very over-zealous, but if you make them zany, they may bite your mother-in-law. Bears will come up to your car and beg for onion rings. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their test tubes together and pretend to be miniature. But do not get out of your Go-Kart or offer the bears clam strips or shrimp kabobs. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as brain eating amoebas and talking parrots. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation grossly and not get eaten by a cashmere sweater.
compulsive writer said...
If you go to some &@%$#*!@ place like Yellowstone National Paint, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and rollers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the stupid bear and the inept bear. Bears spend most of their time stinking and sanding. They look very painting, but if you make them frustrating, they may bite your ceiling. Bears will come up to your car and beg for spaghetti noodles. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their pieces of sandpaper together and pretend to be tired. But do not get out of your paint truck or offer the bears martinis or marijuana brownies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as molds and mildews. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation depressingly and not get eaten by Death.
Fluffychicky said...
If you go to some lovely place like Yellowstone National Accordion, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and slippers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the lugubrious bear and the smarmy bear. Bears spend most of their time jumping and sleeping. They look very enticing, but if you make them wicked, they may bite your eyebrow. Bears will come up to your car and beg for jellybean and pickle sandwiches. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their poodles together and pretend to be funny. But do not get out of your Volvo or offer the bears muffins or M&M's. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as tapeworms and alpacas. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quietly and not get eaten by a shopping cart.
glittersmama said...
If you go to some cool place like Yellowstone National Fox, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and buckets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the fluffy bear and the greasy bear. Bears spend most of their time mowing and jumping. They look very itchy, but if you make them smelly, they may bite your flower. Bears will come up to your car and beg for ice cream sandwiches. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their penguins together and pretend to be long. But do not get out of your purple Geo Tracker or offer the bears tortillas or french fries. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as monkeys and worms. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation softly and not get eaten by a pipe.
Stacey said...
If you go to some awesome place like Yellowstone National Nun, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and books. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sweet bear and the brilliant bear. Bears spend most of their time running and skipping. They look very stylish, but if you make them nasty, they may bite your moose. Bears will come up to your car and beg for eggs. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their dogs together and pretend to be scary. But do not get out of your black Camaro or offer the bears pancakes or crackers. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as gorillas and horses. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a priest.
Carrot Jello said...
If you go to some round place like Yellowstone National Policeman, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and chickens. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the slick bear and the wet bear. Bears spend most of their time running and pacing. They look very tall, but if you make them scaly, they may bite your capitol. Bears will come up to your car and beg for oranges. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their forks together and pretend to be shiny. But do not get out of your bike or offer the bears apples or hot dogs. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as venus fly traps and snakes. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a house.
Luisa Perkins said...
If you go to some greasy place like Yellowstone National Envelope, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and stars. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the unholy bear and the skeevy bear. Bears spend most of their time joking and whipping. They look very scrumptious, but if you make them disgusting, they may bite your slip. Bears will come up to your car and beg for casseroles. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their toes together and pretend to be sweet. But do not get out of your golf cart or offer the bears pies or chalupas. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as grasshoppers and bacteria. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation woodenly and not get eaten by a ponytail.
thorny tree lady said...
If you go to some crazy place like Yellowstone National Frenchman, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and poodles. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the tired bear and the sick bear. Bears spend most of their time rowing and waiting. They look very frustrated, but if you make them angry, they may bite your bunny. Bears will come up to your car and beg for slices of roast beef. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their political activists together and pretend to be grungy. But do not get out of your Weinermobile or offer the bears ears of corn or licorice bits. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as tropical fish and firemen. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation lovingly and not get eaten by the Rocky Mountains.
Sketchy said...
If you go to some Scarlett O'Hara-ish place like Yellowstone National Moon Cheese, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and funky tasting mystery meat. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the quite contrary bear and the Molly Mormon bear. Bears spend most of their time You-tube worthy dancing and creatively cluttering. They look very mushroom smoking, but if you make them prepubescent, they may bite your pollen-sniffer. Bears will come up to your car and beg for fruit fly-buzzed bananas. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their indiscreet monkeys together and pretend to be shaken, not stirred. But do not get out of your red, racing striped, big wheel or offer the bears Uh-oh, Spaghettios or simple syrup. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as lichens and vile attack-wasps. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation yeah, verily and not get eaten by a banana clip-visor.
Jean Knee said...
If you go to some fresh place like Yellowstone National Moon O-ring, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and hammers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the hard as a rock bear and the soft as a baby's bum bear. Bears spend most of their time whining and blathering. They look very sticky, but if you make them sultry, they may bite your pig ear. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pork chops. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their cry babies together and pretend to be stupid. But do not get out of your mystery machine or offer the bears potato crisps or fried pies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as fungi and fleas. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation fast and not get eaten by a pair of hip huggers.
(Amen on Jason Bateman)
Dawnyel said...
If you go to some spiky place like Yellowstone National Tooth, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and blankets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the rotund bear and the billowy bear. Bears spend most of their time shocking and typing. They look very smooth, but if you make them wet, they may bite your pig. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sushi. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their toenails together and pretend to be flighty. But do not get out of your Winnebago or offer the bears french fries or sammies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as fish and germs. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation lovingly and not get eaten by a snot.
Kayelyn said...
If you go to some cold place like Yellowstone National Crate, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and smarties. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sweet bear and the sour bear. Bears spend most of their time sleeping and running. They look very wet, but if you make them reflective, they may bite your punk. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pretzels. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their chairs together and pretend to be airy. But do not get out of your Jeep or offer the bears rolls or cucumbers. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as trees and animals. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation snottily and not get eaten by a fire.
Mrs. Crybaby Jones said...
If you go to some covered with shower hair place like Yellowstone National Sniffer, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and lampshade-wearing old women. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the trollopish bear and the barnstorming bear. Bears spend most of their time creeping out the neighbors and playing with hamsters before eating them. They look very zippered underwear-wearing, but if you make them standing too close to a cactus, they may bite your belching birthday pig. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sides of beef. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their outhouses too far away to use together and pretend to be nerdy and homely. But do not get out of your large tricycle or offer the bears fried barf cakes or shredded cabbage. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as grass and Rudy Guilani. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation Michael Bluth-dreamingly and not get eaten by a hobo on the side of the road.
Suzanne said...
If you go to some dirty place like Yellowstone National Shoe, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and socks. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the voluptuous bear and the smelly bear. Bears spend most of their time smiling and pooping. They look very quiet, but if you make them boisterous, they may bite your pinata. Bears will come up to your car and beg for chimichangas. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their burritos together and pretend to be red. But do not get out of your Corvette or offer the bears Tostitos or jelly beans. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as cooties and fire ants. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation wickedly and not get eaten by Barney the purple dinosaur.
physcokity said...
If you go to some happy place like Yellowstone National Caboose, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and hooooot pockets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the boiling lava hot bear and the ice cold bear. Bears spend most of their time smoking and whipping. They look very soft, but if you make them smooth, they may bite your butter. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pancakes. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their exploding wigs of death together and pretend to be cheeky. But do not get out of your segway or offer the bears sugar babies or vanilla flavored tootsie rolls. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as Cousin Itts and bats. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation expeditiously and not get eaten by an outerspace.
Methodical Wormer said...
If you go to some pie faced place like Yellowstone National Oompa Loompa, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and Wangdoodles. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the rotten bear and the rubbish bear. Bears spend most of their time gobbling and spitting. They look very big, but if you make them small, they may bite your Vermicious Knid. Bears will come up to your car and beg for snozberries. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their Wangdoodles together and pretend to be real. But do not get out of your Wonkamobile or offer the bears a lifetime supply of chocolate or gum that tastes like a meal. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as golden geese and rabbits. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a garbage chute.
Rebecca said...
If you go to some stinky sweating place like Yellowstone National Robot, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and giblets. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the hot diggity bear and the purple-spiked bear. Bears spend most of their time hurling and heaving. They look very monstrous, but if you make them egg splattered, they may bite your rotorooter. Bears will come up to your car and beg for Cheese Whiz. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their warthogs together and pretend to be screaming. But do not get out of your hot air balloon or offer the bears potato latkes or raspberry tarts. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as alfalfa sprouts and swarms of mosquitoes. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation raucously and not get eaten by a gondola.
Kelli in the Mirror said...
If you go to some lovely place like Yellowstone National Hamburger, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and giraffes. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the velvety bear and the slimy bear. Bears spend most of their time picking and flicking. They look very brown, but if you make them nasty, they may bite your tree. Bears will come up to your car and beg for drumsticks. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their laptops together and pretend to be lukewarm. But do not get out of your Pinto or offer the bears peas or Cheez-its. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as seahorses and otters. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a booger.
Melissa said...
If you go to some straight place like Yellowstone National Wallet, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and notecards. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the square bear and the funky bear. Bears spend most of their time scrubbing and hitting. They look very stringy, but if you make them red, they may bite your credit card. Bears will come up to your car and beg for pork rinds. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their bills together and pretend to be nasty. But do not get out of your dune buggy or offer the bears twinkies or M&M's. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as cats and horses. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quietly and not get eaten by a thread.
Tori said...
If you go to some slimy place like Yellowstone National Crack, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and ears. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the dry bear and the curvy bear. Bears spend most of their time punting and panting. They look very bloody, but if you make them bumpy, they may bite your werewolf. Bears will come up to your car and beg for raisinettes. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their hats together and pretend to be insane. But do not get out of your jet ski or offer the bears carrots or pork rinds. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as Frankenstein and bumblebees. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation heavily and not get eaten by a toilet.
Mel Smell said...
If you go to some flying with your giant armflab place like Yellowstone National Court jester you didn't ask for, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and people who always talk like they're a newscaster. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the snausage-flavored bear and the "immediately after announcing that what they're eating is a good laxative, runs out of the room holding their butt" bear. Bears spend most of their time goosing old ladies and running to the bathroom laughing and peeing. They look very accidentally peeing on hand while wiping, but if you make them irregularly irregular, they may bite your pirate squirrel. Bears will come up to your car and beg for sphincter exploding taquitos. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their diaper freckles together and pretend to be frequently dripping. But do not get out of your big chicken or offer the bears cow pimple tacos or turtle winker brulee. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as under-the-bridge bums and llama rear mites. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation hot-pantsingly and not get eaten by a perverted kitty tail accessory.
Heffalump said...
If you go to some impregnable place like Yellowstone National Doghouse, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and biscuits. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the sanguine bear and the grotesque bear. Bears spend most of their time hatching and broiling. They look very over-zealous, but if you make them zany, they may bite your mother-in-law. Bears will come up to your car and beg for onion rings. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their test tubes together and pretend to be miniature. But do not get out of your Go-Kart or offer the bears clam strips or shrimp kabobs. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as brain eating amoebas and talking parrots. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation grossly and not get eaten by a cashmere sweater.
compulsive writer said...
If you go to some &@%$#*!@ place like Yellowstone National Paint, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and rollers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the stupid bear and the inept bear. Bears spend most of their time stinking and sanding. They look very painting, but if you make them frustrating, they may bite your ceiling. Bears will come up to your car and beg for spaghetti noodles. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their pieces of sandpaper together and pretend to be tired. But do not get out of your paint truck or offer the bears martinis or marijuana brownies. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as molds and mildews. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation depressingly and not get eaten by Death.
Fluffychicky said...
If you go to some lovely place like Yellowstone National Accordion, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and slippers. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the lugubrious bear and the smarmy bear. Bears spend most of their time jumping and sleeping. They look very enticing, but if you make them wicked, they may bite your eyebrow. Bears will come up to your car and beg for jellybean and pickle sandwiches. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their poodles together and pretend to be funny. But do not get out of your Volvo or offer the bears muffins or M&M's. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as tapeworms and alpacas. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quietly and not get eaten by a shopping cart.
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