If you are desirous of making new (plural noun) or meeting some (adjective) people, take a few (plural noun) out of your (adjective) day and answer the following questionnaire. In less time than it takes to blink a/an (part of body), your life will be changed (adverb) by your (adjective) answers.
* Do you ever confide in a/an (adjective) friend that you are a lonely (noun)?
* Are you too shy and (adjective) to approach a stranger and say (weird sound)?
* Would you rather stay at home and (verb) television than go out on a blind (noun)?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken one giant (noun) toward meeting the person of your (plural noun). To make this a reality, mail the enclosed self-addressed, postage-paid (noun) to us immediately.
Millie said...
If you are desirous of making new Actifed hallucinations or meeting some manicure-needing people, take a few people who dress their dogs in matching outfits out of your crap-covered day and answer the following questionnaire. In less time than it takes to blink a wenis, your life will be changed fraudulently by your hypnotized to cluck like a chicken answers.
* Do you ever confide in an overgrown friend that you are a lonely pig snout?
* Are you too shy and shocking to approach a stranger and say "perrrrrrrrp"?
* Would you rather stay at home and butt-clap television than go out on a blind Batmobile?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken one giant angry earwig toward meeting the person of your curmudgeons. To make this a reality, mail the enclosed self-addressed, postage-paid corrective lens to us immediately.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
If you are desirous of making new Ming Vase forgeries or meeting some agonizingly beautiful people, take a few Ashton Kutcher's Twitter followers out of your stoned-outta-my-mind day and answer the following questionnaire. In less time than it takes to blink an epiglottis, your life will be changed unwittingly by your sickeningly sweet answers.
* Do you ever confide in a gravel-voiced friend that you are a lonely rusty nail?
* Are you too shy and cautiously optimistic to approach a stranger and say "blooOOOPP!"?
* Would you rather stay at home and dine-n-dash television than go out on a blind Squilliam Fancypants?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken one giant broken lightbulb toward meeting the person of your geriatric gymnasts. To make this a reality, mail the enclosed self-addressed, postage-paid Keith Urban's New CD to us immediately.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Paul Revere
Paul Revere was born in Boston, (a state) in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a/an (adjective) (noun). He was a soldier in the French and (a nationality) War and was at the famous Boston (noun) Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of (a liquid) into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in (a place) for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by (noun), two if by (noun).
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful (noun) and rode off (adverb). On the way he kept yelling, "The (plural noun) are coming! The (same plural noun) are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King (a celebrity).
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Wyoming in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a naked as a jaybird Val Kilmer. He was a soldier in the French and Vulcan War and was at the famous Boston dull pencil with a half-eaten eraser Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of Coke Zero into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Sea World for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by sleeping baby, two if by picture of Weird Al kissing Spongebob.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful pillow that's beckoning me to lay my head upon it and rode off swimmingly. On the way he kept yelling, "The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming! The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Barack Obama.
Klin said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Georgia in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a too loud for my ears tower. He was a soldier in the French and Croatian War and was at the famous Boston Mustang Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of black strap molasses into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited at the beach for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by cruise, two if by town.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful rain and rode off twiddly. On the way he kept yelling, "The shoes are coming! The shoes are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Patrick Swayze.
Millie said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Complete Dippiness in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a petrified headphone cord. He was a soldier in the French and Botswanian War and was at the famous Boston "Dueling Banjos" participant Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of dog dribble into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Radio City Music Hall for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by miscreant, two if by lowlife scum.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful cop with a bad attitude and rode off loquaciously. On the way he kept yelling, "The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming! The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Captain Crunch.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful (noun) and rode off (adverb). On the way he kept yelling, "The (plural noun) are coming! The (same plural noun) are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King (a celebrity).
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Wyoming in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a naked as a jaybird Val Kilmer. He was a soldier in the French and Vulcan War and was at the famous Boston dull pencil with a half-eaten eraser Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of Coke Zero into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Sea World for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by sleeping baby, two if by picture of Weird Al kissing Spongebob.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful pillow that's beckoning me to lay my head upon it and rode off swimmingly. On the way he kept yelling, "The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming! The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Barack Obama.
Klin said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Georgia in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a too loud for my ears tower. He was a soldier in the French and Croatian War and was at the famous Boston Mustang Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of black strap molasses into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited at the beach for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by cruise, two if by town.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful rain and rode off twiddly. On the way he kept yelling, "The shoes are coming! The shoes are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Patrick Swayze.
Millie said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Complete Dippiness in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a petrified headphone cord. He was a soldier in the French and Botswanian War and was at the famous Boston "Dueling Banjos" participant Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of dog dribble into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Radio City Music Hall for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by miscreant, two if by lowlife scum.
When he got the message, he mounted his faithful cop with a bad attitude and rode off loquaciously. On the way he kept yelling, "The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming! The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Captain Crunch.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Easter #1
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the (plural noun) get (number) weeks off. The (adjective) teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the (noun). Others get outside and play (a game), while more ambitious students spend their time studying their (adjective) books so they will grow up to become (plural noun). Little kids also color (adjective) eggs.
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of (adjective) dye in a bowl full of (liquid). Then dip the (noun) in the bowl and rinse it off with (liquid). Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a/an (adjective) egg!"
Millie said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the earwig pinchers get 832 weeks off. The slapped teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the halitosis victim. Others get outside and play Twister, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their leaf-sprouting books so they will grow up to become geeks with terrible complexions. Little kids also color one-wheeled eggs.
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of black and unidentifiable dye in a bowl full of slop. Then dip the ketchup bottle that won't give it up in the bowl and rinse it off with slurp. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a sproingy egg!"
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the Ming vases get 815 weeks off. The overgrown teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the hyper-toothed smiling Relief Society President. Others get outside and play Spin-the-Bottle, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their quiet as a church mouse books so they will grow up to become Dilly-Bars. Little kids also color happy as a geek in a comic book shop eggs.
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of sedentary dye in a bowl full of Coke Zero. Then dip Joel McHale in the bowl and rinse him off with Tide with Bleach Alternative. Then after he dries, you can paint on him with a brush. Then you show him to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a baco-licious egg!"
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of (adjective) dye in a bowl full of (liquid). Then dip the (noun) in the bowl and rinse it off with (liquid). Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a/an (adjective) egg!"
Millie said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the earwig pinchers get 832 weeks off. The slapped teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the halitosis victim. Others get outside and play Twister, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their leaf-sprouting books so they will grow up to become geeks with terrible complexions. Little kids also color one-wheeled eggs.
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of black and unidentifiable dye in a bowl full of slop. Then dip the ketchup bottle that won't give it up in the bowl and rinse it off with slurp. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a sproingy egg!"
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the Ming vases get 815 weeks off. The overgrown teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the hyper-toothed smiling Relief Society President. Others get outside and play Spin-the-Bottle, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their quiet as a church mouse books so they will grow up to become Dilly-Bars. Little kids also color happy as a geek in a comic book shop eggs.
Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of sedentary dye in a bowl full of Coke Zero. Then dip Joel McHale in the bowl and rinse him off with Tide with Bleach Alternative. Then after he dries, you can paint on him with a brush. Then you show him to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a baco-licious egg!"
Friday, April 3, 2009
The Space Shuttle
Commemorating the first space shuttle mission, April 12-14, 1981.
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space (noun). It was called a/an (noun) Shuttle because it not only went up into (adjective) space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave (plural noun). They had practiced (verb ending in ING) for two years and were expert (plural noun). The Columbia took off from (a city) using its powerful first stage (plural noun). At an altitude of (number) feet, it went into orbit around the (something round). After (number) orbits, the Shuttle landed (adverb) at (a place). It was a/an (adjective) day for the U.S. Space Program.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space Freda's boss. It was called a Gail Stanwyck's towel Shuttle because it not only went up into extremely sudden space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave elephant books. They had practiced dressing up as Little Bo Peep for two years and were expert Underhills. The Columbia took off from Provo using its powerful first stage wet married women. At an altitude of 1 foot, it went into orbit around Fat Sam's belly. After two orbits, the Shuttle landed Fletchily at The California Racquet Club. It was a Scotch-Romanian day for the U.S. Space Program.
Millie said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space sweaty gym sock. It was called a Nasally Voice Shuttle because it not only went up into dippy space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave Charles Nelson Reilley fans. They had practiced chomping for two years and were expert pink hangers. The Columbia took off from We're All Related, Alabama using its powerful first stage armpit whiskers. At an altitude of 2349 feet, it went into orbit around Caillou's big fat puddin' head. After 77 orbits, the Shuttle landed gesticulatingly at Burgerville. It was a slippery day for the U.S. Space Program.
Klin said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space rockin' rockstar. It was called a hyper dog Shuttle because it not only went up into so-annoying-I'm-gonna-bop-ya-on-the-head space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave piles of scrapbooks. They had practiced pounding for two years and were expert boxes of tile. The Columbia took off from Narnia using its powerful first stage mounds of fun. At an altitude of 7 feet, it went into orbit around the cul-de-sac. After 11 orbits, the Shuttle landed floppily at Disneyland. It was a cool and icy day for the U.S. Space Program.
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space (noun). It was called a/an (noun) Shuttle because it not only went up into (adjective) space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave (plural noun). They had practiced (verb ending in ING) for two years and were expert (plural noun). The Columbia took off from (a city) using its powerful first stage (plural noun). At an altitude of (number) feet, it went into orbit around the (something round). After (number) orbits, the Shuttle landed (adverb) at (a place). It was a/an (adjective) day for the U.S. Space Program.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space Freda's boss. It was called a Gail Stanwyck's towel Shuttle because it not only went up into extremely sudden space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave elephant books. They had practiced dressing up as Little Bo Peep for two years and were expert Underhills. The Columbia took off from Provo using its powerful first stage wet married women. At an altitude of 1 foot, it went into orbit around Fat Sam's belly. After two orbits, the Shuttle landed Fletchily at The California Racquet Club. It was a Scotch-Romanian day for the U.S. Space Program.
Millie said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space sweaty gym sock. It was called a Nasally Voice Shuttle because it not only went up into dippy space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave Charles Nelson Reilley fans. They had practiced chomping for two years and were expert pink hangers. The Columbia took off from We're All Related, Alabama using its powerful first stage armpit whiskers. At an altitude of 2349 feet, it went into orbit around Caillou's big fat puddin' head. After 77 orbits, the Shuttle landed gesticulatingly at Burgerville. It was a slippery day for the U.S. Space Program.
Klin said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space rockin' rockstar. It was called a hyper dog Shuttle because it not only went up into so-annoying-I'm-gonna-bop-ya-on-the-head space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave piles of scrapbooks. They had practiced pounding for two years and were expert boxes of tile. The Columbia took off from Narnia using its powerful first stage mounds of fun. At an altitude of 7 feet, it went into orbit around the cul-de-sac. After 11 orbits, the Shuttle landed floppily at Disneyland. It was a cool and icy day for the U.S. Space Program.
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