Here are some very (adjective) instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for (verb ending in ING) Awareness:
Step 1: Sign in with one of the (plural noun) at the registration table. You may have to show them your (noun) to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed (adverb) to an available (verb ending in ING) booth. (Be sure to close the (noun) behind you so that no one can watch you (verb).)
Step 3: How you vote varies from (noun) to (noun). In some states, you (verb) by pulling a/an (noun) with your (part of the body). In others, you must mark a ballot by placing a/an (letter of the alphabet) in a small (noun) opposite your candidate's (noun).
"(Exclamation!)" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as (type of food)!" So be sure to (verb) on Election Day, because every (noun) counts!
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Here are some very haunting instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Gazing Awareness:
Step 1: Sign in with one of the East High Wildcats at the registration table. You may have to show them your dreamy Troy Bolton to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed expeditiously to an available whining booth. (Be sure to close the baby bottle full of rancid milk behind you so that no one can watch you explode.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from dead cricket under my couch to crusty booger. In some states, you enrage by pulling a glorious can of diet coke with your uvula. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing an A in a small crowded freeway opposite your candidate's empty gas tank.
"Awwww, FIDDLESTICKS!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as homemade carmel apple!" So be sure to sleep on Election Day, because every rubber baby buggy bumper counts!
Dalene said...
Here are some very utterly inconsequential instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Stunning Awareness:
Step 1: Sign in with one of the fleabites at the registration table. You may have to show them your volcano to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed conspicuously to an available exacerbating booth. (Be sure to close the chickpea behind you so that no one can watch you frolic.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from anvil to nunnery. In some states, you hop by pulling a big toe with your left ventricle. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing an H in a small clavicle opposite your candidate's push-up.
"Oy vey!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as anchovies!" So be sure to conceive on Election Day, because every buckle counts!
Klin said...
Here are some very sneaky instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Smelling Awareness:
Step 1: Sign in with one of the splatters at the registration table. You may have to show them your Halloween to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed obnoxiously to an available puking booth. (Be sure to close the fingernail polish behind you so that no one can watch you behave.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from baby powder to bouquet. In some states, you disapprove by pulling a Malibu Barbie with your navel. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing a K in a small monkey opposite your candidate's picture.
"HOLY MOLY!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as pizza!" So be sure to muddle on Election Day, because every bandaid counts!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Eat, Drink, and Be Sick
An inspector from the Department of Health and (noun) Services paid a surprise visit to our (adjective) school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our (adjective) dietician, was spaghetti and (noun)-balls with a choice of either a/an (noun) salad or french (plural noun). The inspector found the meat-(plural noun) to be overcooked and discovered a live (noun) in the fries, causing him to have a/an (part of the body)ache. In response, he threw up all over his (plural noun). In his report, the inspector (adverb) recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious (plural noun) as well as low-calorie (plural noun), and that all of the saturated (plural noun) be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a/an (letter of the alphabet)-minus.
Tori:) said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Taco Shell Services paid a surprise visit to our crusty school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our flaky dietician, was spaghetti and cotton ball-balls with a choice of either a lemon wedge salad or french cocker spaniels. The inspector found the meat-zits to be overcooked and discovered a live eye booger in the fries, causing him to have an earlobe ache. In response, he threw up all over his phone books. In his report, the inspector gleefully recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious films as well as low-calorie toenails, and that all of the saturated carpet fibers be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a V-minus.
Klin said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Leaf Covered Lawn Services paid a surprise visit to our scrumpdillyuptious school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our super fast dietician, was spaghetti and rain spotted car-balls with a choice of either an 8 inches of snow salad or french piles of files. The inspector found the meat-shattered windshields to be overcooked and discovered a live very long meeting in the fries, causing him to have a dermatitis ache. In response, he threw up all over his aching feets. In his report, the inspector snuggily recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious baskets of laundry needing folded as well as low-calorie tall chairs, and that all of the saturated burning logs be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Q-minus.
Dalene said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Rotunda Services paid a surprise visit to our half-naked school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our existential dietician, was spaghetti and global economic crisis-balls with a choice of either a last can of beer on the wall salad or french bare feet. The inspector found the meat-tiny green frogs to be overcooked and discovered a live deep sigh in the fries, causing him to have a funny bone ache. In response, he threw up all over his bowls of hot fudge sauce. In his report, the inspector grotesquely recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious crisp autumn leaves as well as low-calorie half-baked ideas, and that all of the saturated sunken-faced trading-floor dropouts be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Z-minus.
CoconutKate said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Ribbon Services paid a surprise visit to our striped school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our fuzzy dietician, was spaghetti and cardboard box-balls with a choice of either a surgical tubing salad or french sand boxes. The inspector found the meat-cars to be overcooked and discovered a live insurance card in the fries, causing him to have an epidermis ache. In response, he threw up all over his cribs. In his report, the inspector calmly recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious diamond rings as well as low-calorie muskrat, and that all of the saturated knives be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a P-minus.
Tori:) said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Taco Shell Services paid a surprise visit to our crusty school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our flaky dietician, was spaghetti and cotton ball-balls with a choice of either a lemon wedge salad or french cocker spaniels. The inspector found the meat-zits to be overcooked and discovered a live eye booger in the fries, causing him to have an earlobe ache. In response, he threw up all over his phone books. In his report, the inspector gleefully recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious films as well as low-calorie toenails, and that all of the saturated carpet fibers be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a V-minus.
Klin said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Leaf Covered Lawn Services paid a surprise visit to our scrumpdillyuptious school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our super fast dietician, was spaghetti and rain spotted car-balls with a choice of either an 8 inches of snow salad or french piles of files. The inspector found the meat-shattered windshields to be overcooked and discovered a live very long meeting in the fries, causing him to have a dermatitis ache. In response, he threw up all over his aching feets. In his report, the inspector snuggily recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious baskets of laundry needing folded as well as low-calorie tall chairs, and that all of the saturated burning logs be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Q-minus.
Dalene said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Rotunda Services paid a surprise visit to our half-naked school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our existential dietician, was spaghetti and global economic crisis-balls with a choice of either a last can of beer on the wall salad or french bare feet. The inspector found the meat-tiny green frogs to be overcooked and discovered a live deep sigh in the fries, causing him to have a funny bone ache. In response, he threw up all over his bowls of hot fudge sauce. In his report, the inspector grotesquely recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious crisp autumn leaves as well as low-calorie half-baked ideas, and that all of the saturated sunken-faced trading-floor dropouts be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Z-minus.
CoconutKate said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Ribbon Services paid a surprise visit to our striped school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our fuzzy dietician, was spaghetti and cardboard box-balls with a choice of either a surgical tubing salad or french sand boxes. The inspector found the meat-cars to be overcooked and discovered a live insurance card in the fries, causing him to have an epidermis ache. In response, he threw up all over his cribs. In his report, the inspector calmly recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious diamond rings as well as low-calorie muskrat, and that all of the saturated knives be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a P-minus.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Our School
The school theme continues...
(Name of school) is one of America's (adjective, superlative) institutions of (adjective) learning.
The student body is composed of (number) males and (number) (plural noun). The (same plural noun) make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the (adjective) school cafeteria which features boiled (plural noun) and (noun) sandwiches, with all the (liquid) they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, (a famous person), is raising money to build a new (noun) laboratory and a new football (noun). Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very (adjective).
Suzanne said...
The School of Hard Knocks is one of America's stinkiest institutions of red learning.
The student body is composed of 5 males and 2 clouds. The clouds make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the yellow school cafeteria which features boiled mountains and grass sandwiches, with all the water they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, John McCain, is raising money to build a new house laboratory and a new football bush. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very blue.
Klin said...
Juliet's Beauty School is one of America's scariest institutions of ripped learning.
The student body is composed of 58 males and 129 decorations. The decorations make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the hard school cafeteria which features boiled sea shells and candle sandwiches, with all the thick, sticky molasses they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Julia Roberts, is raising money to build a new pumpkin laboratory and a new football hole. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very turquoise.
Dalene said...
Sarah Palin School for Russian Studies is one of America's most frigidest institutions of eloquent learning.
The student body is composed of 700 billion males and 3.625 vice presidential candidates. The vice presidential candidates make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the experienced school cafeteria which features boiled political pundits and national debt sandwiches, with all the Pepto Bismol they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Henry M. Paulson, is raising money to build a new golden parachute laboratory and a new football bottomed-out 401-K. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very effervescent.
See you next week!
(Name of school) is one of America's (adjective, superlative) institutions of (adjective) learning.
The student body is composed of (number) males and (number) (plural noun). The (same plural noun) make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the (adjective) school cafeteria which features boiled (plural noun) and (noun) sandwiches, with all the (liquid) they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, (a famous person), is raising money to build a new (noun) laboratory and a new football (noun). Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very (adjective).
Suzanne said...
The School of Hard Knocks is one of America's stinkiest institutions of red learning.
The student body is composed of 5 males and 2 clouds. The clouds make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the yellow school cafeteria which features boiled mountains and grass sandwiches, with all the water they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, John McCain, is raising money to build a new house laboratory and a new football bush. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very blue.
Klin said...
Juliet's Beauty School is one of America's scariest institutions of ripped learning.
The student body is composed of 58 males and 129 decorations. The decorations make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the hard school cafeteria which features boiled sea shells and candle sandwiches, with all the thick, sticky molasses they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Julia Roberts, is raising money to build a new pumpkin laboratory and a new football hole. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very turquoise.
Dalene said...
Sarah Palin School for Russian Studies is one of America's most frigidest institutions of eloquent learning.
The student body is composed of 700 billion males and 3.625 vice presidential candidates. The vice presidential candidates make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the experienced school cafeteria which features boiled political pundits and national debt sandwiches, with all the Pepto Bismol they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Henry M. Paulson, is raising money to build a new golden parachute laboratory and a new football bottomed-out 401-K. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very effervescent.
See you next week!
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