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(Name of school) is one of America's (adjective, superlative) institutions of (adjective) learning.

The student body is composed of (number) males and (number) (plural noun). The (same plural noun) make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the (adjective) school cafeteria which features boiled (plural noun) and (noun) sandwiches, with all the (liquid) they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, (a famous person), is raising money to build a new (noun) laboratory and a new football (noun). Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very (adjective).

Suzanne said...
The School of Hard Knocks is one of America's stinkiest institutions of red learning.

The student body is composed of 5 males and 2 clouds. The clouds make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the yellow school cafeteria which features boiled mountains and grass sandwiches, with all the water they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, John McCain, is raising money to build a new house laboratory and a new football bush. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very blue.

Klin said...
Juliet's Beauty School is one of America's scariest institutions of ripped learning.

The student body is composed of 58 males and 129 decorations. The decorations make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the hard school cafeteria which features boiled sea shells and candle sandwiches, with all the thick, sticky molasses they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Julia Roberts, is raising money to build a new pumpkin laboratory and a new football hole. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very turquoise.

Dalene said...
Sarah Palin School for Russian Studies is one of America's most frigidest institutions of eloquent learning.

The student body is composed of 700 billion males and 3.625 vice presidential candidates. The vice presidential candidates make the best grades. Students can eat lunch in the experienced school cafeteria which features boiled political pundits and national debt sandwiches, with all the Pepto Bismol they can drink, for only 74 cents. The principal of the school, Henry M. Paulson, is raising money to build a new golden parachute laboratory and a new football bottomed-out 401-K. Any student who goes to this school can consider himself very effervescent.

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