Old Mother Hubbard went to the ugly fat man with no clothes on
To get her milk inhaling butt nugget a bone.
When she got there, the underwear caught in the dryer was aflame and bad-smelling
And so her oozing like a starfish dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe
to fetch a/an George Foreman grill drip pan of water.
Jack fell down and broke his picker and flicker,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her sniveling drooling child.
And when she was punch drunk, she was very, very computer worshipping,
And when she was bad, she was fart resembling.
There was an obsessed with tea cozies woman
who huffed car exhaust in a shoe.
She had so many bird feet
She didn't know what to do.
