Nursery Rhymes

When some (adjective) school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped (adverb) into their (part of body, plural) or were on the tip of their (part of body, plural), these were their (adjective) answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the (noun) to (verb) a pail of (type of liquid). Jack fell down and broke his (noun) and Jill came (verb ending in ING) after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your (noun) grow? With (adjective) bells and (adjective) shells and (plural noun) all in a row.
3) Three blind (plural noun), see how they run. They all went after the (noun)'s wife, who (verb, past tense) their (part of body, plural) with a/an (adjective) knife. Did you ever (verb) such a/an (noun) in your life as three (adjective) mice?

Thorny Tree Lady said...
When some frantic school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped repeatedly into their fingernails or were on the tip of their ear drums, these were their fiery answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the raisin to scamper a pail of diet Dr. Pepper. Jack fell down and broke his alien from the planet Ramalamadingdong and Jill came knee-boarding after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your colony of Texas Fire Ants grow? With venomous bells and spacy shells and bacon cheeseburgers all in a row.
3) Three blind facebook friends, see how they run. They all went after the fart-gas breathing dragon's wife, who sang their pituitary glands with a roomy knife. Did you ever stock-trade such a ponytail holder in your life as three disproportionate mice?

Millie said...
When some tongue-scalding school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped skirt-wrinklingly into their epiglottises or were on the tip of their decolletage, these were their Rastafarian answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the extremely purty mouth to gesticulate a pail of armpit slime. Jack fell down and broke his obscure Sting lyric and Jill came snorting after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your annoying offspring grow? With shifty-eyed bells and malodorous shells and cheese addicts all in a row.
3) Three blind Draco Malfoy fans, see how they run. They all went after the Uno Attack game on the rampage's wife, who winced their appendixes with a homework-enjoying knife. Did you ever modify such an idiot pope who thinks forks are evil in your life as three fascinated by earmuffs mice?

FluffyChicky said...
When some pea-green school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped stealthily into their nose hairs so long they can be braided or were on the tip of their British style teeth, these were their clinically obese answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the slap-happy nun to squelch a pail of Granny Smith Apple scented Dawn soap. Jack fell down and broke his floor mat woven entirely out of ear-hair trimmings and Jill came skinny-dipping after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how do your pantaloons grow? With kangaroo-like bells and gruesome shells and glow-in-the-dark rubber mice all in a row.
3) Three blind plus-sized synchronized swim team rejects, see how they run. They all went after the Patchy the Pirate’s peg leg's wife, who spanked their boobs with a smutty knife. Did you ever prostrate such a pilfered traffic cone in your life as three punch-drunk mice?

Mel Smell said...
When some weiner dog-adoring school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped scratch-and-sniffingly into their between the toe hairs or were on the tip of their roll creases, these were their fraught with following midgets answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the constant dumb look giver to watch the "Take on Me" video and wish to step into the drawing a pail of colon sauce. Jack fell down and broke his kitty coveralls and Jill came dog spanking after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your Mom's camera look grow? With snufalupufagus resembling bells and rear ring rubbing shells and old lady schnosberries all in a row.
3) Three blind non-public pee-ers, see how they run. They all went after the farts and leaves the room-er's wife, who buns unclenched their behind the earlobe goobers with a Soft Cell obsessed knife. Did you ever walk like a chicken such a slapped and insulted dump dweller in your life as three drowning in black eyeliner mice?

Klin said...
When some stunning school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped grumpily into their jam of the toes or were on the tip of their eyebrows, these were their snarky answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the book to crawl a pail of turpentine. Jack fell down and broke his shoe and Jill came reading after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your front-end loader grow? With golden bells and mellow shells and glasses all in a row.
3) Three blind snickers, see how they run. They all went after the sidewalk's wife, who burped their cuticles with a stupid knife. Did you ever snore such a weed patch in your life as three rash mice?

August 24

6 adjectives
Adverb
3 parts of body, plural (yes, all plural)
5 nouns
2 verbs
Type of liquid
Verb ending in ING
2 plural nouns
Verb, past tense

Bicycle Riding

Most doctors agree that bicycle (verb ending in ING) is a/an (adjective) form of exercise that benefits (plural noun) of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your (part of the body) muscles as well as (adverb) increase the rate of your (part of the body) beat. Bicycle riding is also a/an (adjective) means of (noun). More (plural noun) around the world (verb) bicycles than drive (plural noun). No matter what kind of (noun) you ride, always be sure to wear a/an (noun) on your head and have reflectors on your (part of the body), especially if you (verb) at night.

Klin said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle smashing is a dusty form of exercise that benefits Legos of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your toe muscles as well as devastatingly increase the rate of your tongue beat. Bicycle riding is also an annoying means of cookie. More inquiries around the world cry bicycles than drive weeds. No matter what kind of milk you ride, always be sure to wear a kid on your head and have reflectors on your hair, especially if you eat at night.

Millie said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle hip-swaying is a disobedient form of exercise that benefits dang dirty Democrats of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your sniffer muscles as well as sluttily increase the rate of your scratcher beat. Bicycle riding is also a "didn't hear you" means of chocolate drop. More humorless blowholes around the world whine bicycles than drive twits. No matter what kind of uncomfortably long pinky nail you ride, always be sure to wear a toe blister on your head and have reflectors on your looker, especially if you act like a jerk at night.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle chewing is a chocolatey form of exercise that benefits musty old library books of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your glabella muscles as well as vindictively increase the rate of your uvula beat. Bicycle riding is also an itchy means of bubble-gum toothpaste. More ticked-off town hall participants around the world square-dance bicycles than drive real ivory piano keys. No matter what kind of wireless keyboard you ride, always be sure to wear a box of bandaids on your head and have reflectors on your funny bone, especially if you sit-n-pout at night.

Physcokity said... (good to see you!!)
Most doctors agree that bicycle bubble gum-popping is a sneakier than a cat burglar form of exercise that benefits hobbits of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your nosehair muscles as well as happily increase the rate of your toenail beat. Bicycle riding is also a squeakier than wet, worn-out hi-tops on a linoleum floor means of mouse. More behemoths around the world run bicycles than drive carousel horses. No matter what kind of thunder you ride, always be sure to wear a leaf on your head and have reflectors on your pinkies, especially if you laugh at night.

To Whom It May Concern

I have known (name of person in room) for (number) years and (adverb) recommend him/her for the position of assistant (noun) in your (adjective) company. I can't (verb) enough about this person's (adjective) character and ability to get along with his/her fellow (plural noun). As for educational background, (same person) is a college (noun), is capable of speaking several foreign (plural noun), and has an IQ of (number). You will find (same person) to be a/an (adjective) worker who is not only as smart as a/an (noun), but who doesn't know the meaning of the word (verb). Unfortunately, this is one of many words this person doesn't know the meaning of.

Millie said...
I have known Michael Bluth for 3987 years and painstakingly recommend him for the position of assistant 5-squeezer zit in your death-avenging company. I can't drip enough about this person's ant-covered character and ability to get along with his fellow post-nasal drips. As for educational background, Michael Bluth is a college candle stub, is capable of speaking several foreign stirrup pants, and has an IQ of 7.2934. You will find Michael Bluth to be a muffin-top-sporting worker who is not only as smart as an inquisitive armadillo, but who doesn't know the meaning of the word squash. Unfortunately, this is one of many words this person doesn't know the meaning of.

FluffyChicky said...
I have known Grandma Fogerty in her lounge singer outfit for 27 years and becomingly recommend her for the position of assistant nose flute choir in your sweaty company. I can't cogitate enough about this person's slippery character and ability to get along with her fellow greasy grimy gopher guts. As for educational background, Grandma Fogerty is a college Don Knotts, is capable of speaking several foreign toenail clippings, and has an IQ of .8008. You will find Grandma Fogerty to be a mind-numbing worker who is not only as smart as Frida Kahlo’s unibrow, but who doesn't know the meaning of the word perform. Unfortunately, this is one of many words this person doesn't know the meaning of.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
I have known Cletus, the Cowboy Gas Station Attendant for 10 years and swimmingly recommend him for the position of assistant box of Apple Jacks in your sizzlin' company. I can't diaper-change enough about this person's frutilicious character and ability to get along with his fellow Pokemon cards. As for educational background, Cletus is a college angry outburst from an 8 year old, is capable of speaking several foreign blueberry fields, and has an IQ of 14. You will find Cletus to be an overweight worker who is not only as smart as an Aerobed, but who doesn't know the meaning of the word sit in the hot tub. Unfortunately, this is one of many words this person doesn't know the meaning of.

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Mount Rushmore

The Mount Rushmore Memorial was dedicated by President Calvin Coolidge on August 10, 1927.

In the (adjective) Hills of South Dakota, a/an (noun) named Gutzon Borglum (verb, past tense) a/an (noun) to resemble the (part of the body, plural) of four U.S. presidents. Using (plural noun) and (plural noun), the sculptors would chip away tons of (plural noun) until the (part of the body, plural) of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the (relative) of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the (noun); Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of (noun); and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for (verb ending in ING) up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than (number) tourists from all over the (noun) (verb) Mount Rushmore each year.

Millie said...
In the Moth-Attracting Hills of South Dakota, a popsicle stain named Gutzon Borglum wrapper-crinkled a bendy straw to resemble the toe chubs of four U.S. presidents. Using turkey trots and unexplainable car crumbs, the sculptors would chip away tons of collapsible pocket wheelbarrows until the thyroid glands of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the Stepuncle of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the out-of-control zucchini plant; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Multi-bump Wart; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for barraging up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 2438761 tourists from all over the persimmon eyeball Mount Rushmore each year.

Klin said...
In the Mosquito Rich Hills of South Dakota, a squeaky ball named Gutzon Borglum laughed a pic-a-nic basket to resemble the septums of four U.S. presidents. Using spilled forks and folded towels, the sculptors would chip away tons of playing dogs until the toenails of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the daughter's dog's 3rd cousin once removed of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the lasagna; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Great Movie; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for whining up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 5 tourists from all over the lost TV remote are funny at Mount Rushmore each year.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
In the Gacky Hills of South Dakota, a bag of Bing cherries named Gutzon Borglum skreetched an on-screen keyboard to resemble the nostrils of four U.S. presidents. Using scratched DVDs and ungrateful gift recipients, the sculptors would chip away tons of tricycles until the pinky toes of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the step-grandmother of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the gold doubloon; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Salted Soft Pretzel; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for partying up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 815 tourists from all over the blow-up plastic pool with a hole in it sniff Mount Rushmore each year.

Suzanne said... (How fun to see you!!)
In the Hot Hills of South Dakota, a sandbox named Gutzon Borglum ran a wading pool to resemble the knees of four U.S. presidents. Using tomatoes and peppers, the sculptors would chip away tons of zucchini until the elbows of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the step-grandpa of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the popsicle; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Sunscreen; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for swimming up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 662 tourists from all over the sunglasses sing Mount Rushmore each year.

FluffyChicky said...
In the Flamboyant Hills of South Dakota, a rotten banana named Gutzon Borglum shrieked a previously used q-tip to resemble the breast implants of four U.S. presidents. Using skinny dippers who don’t believe in shaving or underarm deodorant, and Beatniks, the sculptors would chip away tons of Hell’s Grannies until the deviated septums of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the great-grandmother’s maiden aunt with upper lip fuzz of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the Little Bunny Foo-Foo; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Chartered Accountant; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for discreetly farting up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 0.8937 tourists from all over the politically incorrect to consume, yet very tasty, veal shank, mutter Mount Rushmore each year.