Friday, August 21, 2009

Bicycle Riding

Most doctors agree that bicycle (verb ending in ING) is a/an (adjective) form of exercise that benefits (plural noun) of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your (part of the body) muscles as well as (adverb) increase the rate of your (part of the body) beat. Bicycle riding is also a/an (adjective) means of (noun). More (plural noun) around the world (verb) bicycles than drive (plural noun). No matter what kind of (noun) you ride, always be sure to wear a/an (noun) on your head and have reflectors on your (part of the body), especially if you (verb) at night.

Klin said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle smashing is a dusty form of exercise that benefits Legos of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your toe muscles as well as devastatingly increase the rate of your tongue beat. Bicycle riding is also an annoying means of cookie. More inquiries around the world cry bicycles than drive weeds. No matter what kind of milk you ride, always be sure to wear a kid on your head and have reflectors on your hair, especially if you eat at night.

Millie said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle hip-swaying is a disobedient form of exercise that benefits dang dirty Democrats of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your sniffer muscles as well as sluttily increase the rate of your scratcher beat. Bicycle riding is also a "didn't hear you" means of chocolate drop. More humorless blowholes around the world whine bicycles than drive twits. No matter what kind of uncomfortably long pinky nail you ride, always be sure to wear a toe blister on your head and have reflectors on your looker, especially if you act like a jerk at night.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Most doctors agree that bicycle chewing is a chocolatey form of exercise that benefits musty old library books of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your glabella muscles as well as vindictively increase the rate of your uvula beat. Bicycle riding is also an itchy means of bubble-gum toothpaste. More ticked-off town hall participants around the world square-dance bicycles than drive real ivory piano keys. No matter what kind of wireless keyboard you ride, always be sure to wear a box of bandaids on your head and have reflectors on your funny bone, especially if you sit-n-pout at night.

Physcokity said... (good to see you!!)
Most doctors agree that bicycle bubble gum-popping is a sneakier than a cat burglar form of exercise that benefits hobbits of all ages. Riding a bicycle enables you to develop your nosehair muscles as well as happily increase the rate of your toenail beat. Bicycle riding is also a squeakier than wet, worn-out hi-tops on a linoleum floor means of mouse. More behemoths around the world run bicycles than drive carousel horses. No matter what kind of thunder you ride, always be sure to wear a leaf on your head and have reflectors on your pinkies, especially if you laugh at night.

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Klin said...

"sluttily increase the rate of your scratcher beat" I cannot even begin to tell you the pictures that started going through my mind. So funny!!!

"have reflectors on your funny bone, especially if you sit-n-pout at night." Because the pouting would be disrupted should the funny bone lack reflectors and the funnyness break through. Awesome!!!!