Fourth of July #1

Every year on the (number)th of (month), we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our (adjective) (noun). Many (adjective) citizens observe Independence (noun) by hanging their (noun) from a window or by running it up a/an (adjective) pole. Most (plural noun) spend this holiday at home with family and (plural noun) or visit national (plural noun) or (adjective) beaches. Food as American as apple (noun), hamburgers, and corn on the (noun) are traditional holiday (noun). And in the evening, there are displays of (plural noun), such as Roman (plural noun), shooting (plural noun), and (adjective) rockets that (adverb) (verb) the sky. A word of caution: Do not use (plural noun) unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable (noun).

Millie said...
Every year on the 12.832th of January, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our belching like a commoner Michael Jackson fan. Many soundly slapped citizens observe Independence Fan Blade by hanging their elbow fat piercing from a window or by running it up a thickheaded pole. Most meeses spend this holiday at home with family and stray eyebrows or visit national bolognas or bean-eating beaches. Food as American as apple kitty lick, hamburgers, and corn on the oven splotch are traditional holiday lover-not-a-fighter. And in the evening, there are displays of floor sweepins, such as Roman jumper straps, shooting twinkie-weiner sandwiches, and sweet sixteen and never been kissed rockets that face-makingly shake the sky all night long. A word of caution: Do not use bunny pellets unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable big loud gong.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Every year on the 8,675,309th of February, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our chocolicious bra with perfect band-fit but cups a smidge too big. Many empty citizens observe Independence Past-Due Notice by hanging their old Halloween costume that's been banished to the dress-up bin from a window or by running it up a closed-minded pole. Most spoons spend this holiday at home with family and hair bows or visit national "The Bachelorette" Bachelors that didn't get a rose or so-loud-blood-pours-from-your-ears beaches. Food as American as apple Brett Michaels' broken nose, hamburgers, and corn on the sink full of dirty dishes are traditional holiday half-price Sonic Slushie. And in the evening, there are displays of tubes of Chapstick, such as Roman facebook quiz junkies, shooting out-of-work Katie Couric impersonators, and high as an elephant's eye rockets that finger-lickin-ly contemplate the sky. A word of caution: Do not use "Scrapbookers Anonymous" support group attendees unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable webcam.

Klin said...
Every year on the 40th of July, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our puddled nose picker. Many shiny citizens observe Independence Cute Puppy by hanging their soft kitty from a window or by running it up a crazy pole. Most gazillions of Legos spend this holiday at home with family and bags of apples or visit national soccer balls or long-lasting beaches. Food as American as apple wedding dress, hamburgers, and corn on the studly man are traditional holiday 5-gallon bucket. And in the evening, there are displays of boxes and boxes of books, such as Roman types of salads, shooting decisions-decisions, and too many rockets that lazily build the sky. A word of caution: Do not use boxes of toys unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable green apple.