Uncle Dudley's Farm #1

My dad says Uncle Dudley's favorite expression is "The early (noun) catches the (noun)," and boy is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley's (adjective) farm, he drags us out of bed even before the rooster (verb ending in S) or the (noun) comes up. And right after we eat a/an (adjective) breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the (plural noun), and groom the (plural noun). Only when we've finished our (plural noun), can we go out and play hide and (verb), go bare (part of body) riding on the horses, or even skinny-(verb ending in ING) in the old swimming (noun). Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a/an (adjective) (noun), but to tell the (adjective) truth, I love spending time on his (noun).

Millie said...
My dad says Uncle Dudley's favorite expression is "The early bicycle rikshaw catches the hemorrhoid sufferer," and boy is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley's slippery when wet farm, he drags us out of bed even before the rooster screeches or the fork bent by mind power comes up. And right after we eat a Rastafarian breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the Hungarians, and groom the droplets. Only when we've finished our armpit noises, can we go out and play hide and twitch, go bare eyelid fat riding on the horses, or even skinny-barking in the old swimming giant windmill. Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a nose-piercing girl who can't say "Seattle" correctly, but to tell the spoons-playing truth, I love spending time on his creep under the stairs.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
My dad says Uncle Dudley's favorite expression is "The early child who won't listen to his mother catches the fingernail longer than the other 9," and boy is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley's krunktastic farm, he drags us out of bed even before the rooster screams or the boo-boo requiring three Dora Band-Aids comes up. And right after we eat an elevated breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the baby bunnies, and groom the sparkling blackberry IZZE drinks. Only when we've finished our Dancing With the Stars judges' paddles, can we go out and play hide and freak, go bare tastebud riding on the horses, or even skinny-yawning in the old swimming car that's broken-down on the side of I-5. Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a snifferific celebrity Twitter-er, but to tell the itchy truth, I love spending time on his neighbor who everyone said "kept to himself" until that night he went ballistic and knocked over everyone's garbage cans.

FluffyChicky said...
My dad says Uncle Dudley's favorite expression is "The early Prospector Pete and his lazy eye catches the slightly used whoopee cushion," and boy is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley's delicious farm, he drags us out of bed even before the rooster performs or the spamburger comes up. And right after we eat a splendiferous breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the hairy hippo feet, and groom the toilet seat sculptures. Only when we've finished our arugula sprouts, can we go out and play hide and squish, go bare uvula riding on the horses, or even skinny-Googling in the old swimming Knight who says Ni. Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a mind-numbing old gray mare (who ain’t what she used to be), but to tell the spanktastic truth, I love spending time on his big steaming bowl of Finnish fish-eye soup.

Klin said...
My dad says Uncle Dudley's favorite expression is "The early candle catches the stinky sneaker," and boy is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley's electromagnectic farm, he drags us out of bed even before the rooster pimps or the chew toy comes up. And right after we eat a pus-like breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the lost keys, and groom the reading glasses. Only when we've finished our zoo annimals, can we go out and play hide and drop, go bare pharynx riding on the horses, or even skinny-surprising in the old swimming spazzy girl. Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a freakish loaded dishwasher, but to tell the geek-like truth, I love spending time on his hand sanitizer.