Friday, May 1, 2009

The Prom

If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your (part of the body) or a song running through your (part of the body), then bring your feet to this year's (adjective) prom. As usual, our (noun) will be held in our high school (noun). A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing (verb, past tense) or torn (plural noun). Girls must wear a/an (noun) and boys must wear a dress shirt and a/an (noun). As always, hot (plural noun) will be served, and there will be (adjective) prizes and an award for the best-(verb ending in ING) couple. The (adjective) dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a/an (noun) to pin to her (noun), and every boy will receive a complimentary (noun).

Koda Bear said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your tongue or a song running through your Adam's apple, then bring your feet to this year's confused prom. As usual, our dog will be held in our high school cat. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing jumped or torn spoons. Girls must wear a pencil and boys must wear a dress shirt and a shoe. As always, hot bowls will be served, and there will be blue prizes and an award for the best-running couple. The squeaky dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a Koda Bear to pin to her sock, and every boy will receive a complimentary Pouncey Cat.

Sassy said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your ear or a song running through your toe, then bring your feet to this year's brown prom. As usual, our backpack will be held in our high school Coco. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing ran or torn shoes. Girls must wear toast and boys must wear a dress shirt and a headband. As always, hot bananas will be served, and there will be green prizes and an award for the best-pooping couple. The fluffy dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a sock to pin to her blanket, and every boy will receive a complimentary picture frame.

Tree Monkey said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your foot or a song running through your finger, then bring your feet to this year's Dutch prom. As usual, our monkey butt will be held in our high school toy. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing played or torn cat toys. Girls must wear a Sassy and boys must wear a dress shirt and a wrench. As always, hot dog toys will be served, and there will be blue & yellow prizes and an award for the best-farting couple. The polka dot dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a Sox to pin to her grass, and every boy will receive a complimentary school.

Klin said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your elbow or a song running through your earlobe, then bring your feet to this year's strained prom. As usual, our cereal will be held in our high school wedding. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing engaged or torn details, details, details. Girls must wear money and boys must wear a dress shirt and a work. As always, hot good times will be served, and there will be crepuscular prizes and an award for the best-planning couple. The gut-splitting dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a California to pin to her ocean, and every boy will receive a complimentary sunshine.

Millie said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your spank-getter or a song running through your stink-maker, then bring your feet to this year's pasty white prom. As usual, our covert nostril explorer will be held in our high school clogging shoe. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing swatted or torn dipwads. Girls must wear a perpetually tardy child and boys must wear a dress shirt and a trampoline spring. As always, hot Hare Krishnas at the airport will be served, and there will be sneeze-inducing prizes and an award for the best-wafting couple. The always a bridesmaid, never a bride dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a parsley allergy victim to pin to her kitty toe ring, and every boy will receive a complimentary escaped mental patient.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your glabella or a song running through your sinus cavity, then bring your feet to this year's fleshy prom. As usual, our headache will be held in our high school beach ball. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing flatulated or torn brownies. Girls must wear an exhaused mother who lets her kids run wild while she rests and boys must wear a dress shirt and a cell phone bill. As always, hot Lambertinis will be served, and there will be generic prizes and an award for the best-parasailing couple. The hair-raising dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a Pull-Up that's supposed to be on the toddler's body but isn't to pin to her motivational talk that's fallen on deaf ears, and every boy will receive a complimentary T-Bone steak.

1 comment:

Klin said...

So where's my California to pin to my ocean? Wahoo!

Pretty soon the kids will get a better hang of it. We did it before school so I cannot say that two of them were fully awake.