Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for (name of girl in room). We are here to celebrate her (noun). All of her most (adjective) friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful (noun). I must say that she doesn't look a day over (number). Naturally, we have some presents. (Boy in room) brought her a beautiful copper (noun) that she can wear on her lovely (noun). And our hostess got her a dozen (plural noun) that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge (adjective) (noun) with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very (adjective) birthday and many happy (plural noun). Now let's all sing together: "Happy (noun) to you!"
Heffalump said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for Dora. We are here to celebrate her telephone. All of her most neon green friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful telescope. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 17. Naturally, we have some presents. Waldo brought her a beautiful copper television that she can wear on her lovely teleporting machine. And our hostess got her a dozen telekinetic androids that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge fresh scented telephathic goat with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very addictive birthday and many happy telecaster guitars. Now let's all sing together: "Happy Teletubby to you!"
Millie said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for Diaphanora. We are here to celebrate her curmudgeon. All of her most slippery when wet friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful enormous stankwad. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 23. Naturally, we have some presents. Dipwad LeDorkus brought her a beautiful copper illicit sock-wearer that she can wear on her lovely trollop. And our hostess got her a dozen uncontrollable sneezes that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge, often forgotten Imagination Mover with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very never-bathing birthday and many happy pictures of old women in old man clothing. Now let's all sing together: "Happy piece of rubbish to you!"
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