Easter

Happy Easter

Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the (plural noun) get (number) weeks off. The (adjective) teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the (noun). Others get outside and play (a game), while more ambitious students spend their time studying their (adjective) books so they will grow up to become (plural noun). Little kids also color (adjective) eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of (adjective) dye in a bowl full of (liquid). Then dip the (noun) in the bowl and rinse it off with (liquid). Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a/an (adjective) egg!"

Millie said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the extremely naughty babies get 1137 weeks off. The slapped silly teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the too-curious 5-year-old. Others get outside and play Two Minutes in the Closet, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their red and crinkly books so they will grow up to become Santa pants. Little kids also color lard-frosted eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of repulsed by pregnant women dye in a bowl full of cow slobber. Then dip the Bismark donut in the bowl and rinse it off with rain water. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a cricket-noise-making egg!"

Klin said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the unfinished scrapbooks get 7 weeks off. The intensely annoying teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the intense field fire. Others get outside and play Kick-the-can, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their begging-to-eat-candy books so they will grow up to become 6 loads of bedding. Little kids also color broken-hearted eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of luckiest dye in a bowl full of non-coagulated blood. Then dip the new computer in the bowl and rinse it off with turpentine. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a contemporary egg!"

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the bottles of nasal spray get 815 weeks off. The overworked teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the skeleton key. Others get outside and play Uno, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their underappreciated books so they will grow up to become M&Ms. Little kids also color grumpy eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of covered-in-snot dye in a bowl full of Dr. Pepper. Then dip the whoopie cushion in the bowl and rinse it off with ham glaze. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a barf-inducing egg!"

Heffalump said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the donkeys get 13 weeks off. The pimply-faced teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the bowling shirt. Others get outside and play Spin the Bottle, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their anatomically correct books so they will grow up to become neckties. Little kids also color bovine-inspired eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of polka dotted dye in a bowl full of chocolate milk. Then dip the unwanted zucchini in the bowl and rinse it off with blood plasma. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a makes-you-want-to-samba egg!"