Pool Rools

ATTENTION ALL SWIMMERS!

If you want to swim in this (noun) or soak in our (adjective) spa, you must follow these (adjective) rules.

1. No nude (verb ending in ING) allowed. Men must wear (adjective) shorts, and women must wear one-piece bathing (plural nouns) or (adjective) bikinis.

2. No (plural noun) under the age of (number) are allowed in the (noun) unless accompanied by a (noun).

3. (verb ending in ING) in the pool is only permitted in the (adjective) end and only when a life-(noun) is on duty.

4. People with (adjective) hair must wear bathing (plural noun).

WARNING! If you plan to sunbathe, (adverb) cover your arms, legs, and (part of the body) with a (adjective) lotion. You don't want to get a (noun) burn!

Have a (adjective) day!

Millie said...
ATTENTION ALL SWIMMERS!

If you want to swim in this enormous Nyquil capsule or soak in our needle-nosed spa, you must follow these lobster-resembling rules.

1. No nude gouging allowed. Men must wear trembling shorts, and women must wear one-piece bathing lamb tongues or searched at the airport bikinis.

2. No deftly aiming pigeons under the age of 28 are allowed in the sharpened stick unless accompanied by a piano concerto.

3. Squawking in the pool is only permitted in the spanking fresh end and only when a life-screaming-for-water houseplant is on duty.

4. People with uncertain hair must wear bathing garden weeds.

WARNING! If you plan to sunbathe, backwardly cover your arms, legs, and aorta with a dresses in period costumes for no discernible reason lotion. You don't want to get a botched nose job burn!

Have a Star Trek-avoiding day!

Heffalump said...
ATTENTION ALL SWIMMERS!

If you want to swim in this dilapidated barn or soak in our besmirched spa, you must follow these rugged rules.

1. No nude pleading allowed. Men must wear travel stained shorts, and women must wear one-piece bathing prescriptions or imperialistic bikinis.

2. No subscriptions under the age of 72 are allowed in the grandfather clock unless accompanied by an empty tissue box.

3. Gesturing in the pool is only permitted in the germ ridden end and only when a life-nasal spray is on duty.

4. People with weathered hair must wear bathing inscriptions.

WARNING! If you plan to sunbathe, gracefully cover your arms, legs, and earlobe with a musky lotion. You don't want to get a stopwatch burn!

Have an idiotic day!