This is the case history of (name of fellow in room) who is suffering from a/an (noun) complex. He also has abnormal fears of (plural noun) and (adjective) schizophrenia. As a child, he had a/an (adjective) mother who never let him (verb) outside and paid no attention to his (plural noun). Also, his father refused to let him play little league (noun).
When he was (number) years old, his (an animal) ran away on a rainy night which is why he (verb ending in S) at the moon during thunderstorms.
It's no wonder that today he never leaves the (noun), spends all his time watching (a sport) on TV while eating boxes of (an animal) biscuits.
Heffalump said...
This is the case history of Tyrone who is suffering from a cavity complex. He also has abnormal fears of chocolate chips and swirling schizophrenia. As a child, he had an effortless mother who never let him trudge outside and paid no attention to his vitamins. Also, his father refused to let him play little league beanie baby.
When he was .176 years old, his jackalope ran away on a rainy night which is why he grimaces at the moon during thunderstorms.
It's no wonder that today he never leaves the cracked wheat cereal, spends all his time watching croquet on TV while eating boxes of hippo biscuits.
Millie said...
This is the case history of the Earl of Sandwich who is suffering from a woman in 7-B complex. He also has abnormal fears of lickspittles and rapidly snarfed schizophrenia. As a child, he had a winking at nothing mother who never let him impersonate outside and paid no attention to his tar bubbles. Also, his father refused to let him play little league mozzarella cheese stick.
When he was 234 years old, his duck ran away on a rainy night which is why he profligates at the moon during thunderstorms.
It's no wonder that today he never leaves the ginormous stankwad, spends all his time watching cow-tipping on TV while eating boxes of monkey armpit mite biscuits.
Klin said...
This is the case history of Kid Rock who is suffering from a crazy music video complex. He also has abnormal fears of insurance companies and peanut buttery schizophrenia. As a child, he had a flowy mother who never let him rap outside and paid no attention to his candy bars. Also, his father refused to let him play little league Justin Bieber.
When he was 21 years old, his aardvark ran away on a rainy night which is why he sings at the moon during thunderstorms.
It's no wonder that today he never leaves the dorky commercial, spends all his time watching rugby on TV while eating boxes of canine biscuits.
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