Friday, July 23, 2010

How To Enjoy Yourself on the Beach

When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of (a liquid), lots of suntan (something icky) and a couple of folding (pieces of furniture). Then you put on your (article of clothing) so you can get a beautiful (a color) to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your (part of body). If you want exercise, you can find some (plural noun) to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America's favorite (adjective) game. You can also bring a/an (adjective) lunch, such as hard-boiled (plural noun), a few (an animal) sandwiches with mustard and some bottles of (a silly word) cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a/an (adjective) lifeguard, you can sunbathe (adverb) all day.

Millie said...
When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of plasma, lots of suntan snot and a couple of folding hammocks. Then you put on your mankini so you can get a beautiful fuschia to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your ear canal. If you want exercise, you can find some ski bums to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America's favorite Scottie dog-obsessed game. You can also bring a run over by a bicycle lunch, such as hard-boiled cranky old men, a few llama sandwiches with mustard and some bottles of Gachuey-chuey cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near an extremely hairy lifeguard, you can sunbathe lustily all day.

Heffalump said...
When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of melted slushy, lots of suntan crusty nose hair and a couple of folding foot stools. Then you put on your caftan so you can get a beautiful beige to last you all summer. You also should have a big hat to keep the sun off your phalange. If you want exercise, you can find some Kitchenaid mixers to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America's favorite serendipitous game. You can also bring a striped lunch, such as hard-boiled bellboys, a few sloth sandwiches with mustard and some bottles of Dlangy cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a hive-inducing lifeguard, you can sunbathe obtusely all day.

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Cassie said...

When you go to the beach, you must take along a big blanket, a thermos bottle full of pee, lots of suntan slimy poop, and a couple of folding chairs. Then you put on your pants so you can get a beautiful pink to last you all summer. You should also have a big hat to keep the sun off your nuts. If you want exercise, you can find some mice to play volleyball with. Volleyball is America's favorite funny game. You can also bring an obese lunch, such as hard-boiled pandas, a few gorilla sandwiches with mustard, and some bottles of meep cola. If you remember all of the above and get a place near a puny lifeguard, you can sunbathe grossly all day.