If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a/an (adjective) mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a/an (adjective) mind.
First, drink a cup of hot (liquid) and stretch out on a/an (adjective) bed in a/an (adjective) position. Then, breathe (adverb) and think about something beautiful such as (adjective) (plural noun). Do not think about your (adjective) enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as (female's name), who will make your mind more (adjective). Or count imaginary (plural noun) jumping over a/an (noun).
Follow these rules and you will fall into a/an (adjective) sleep the minute your (noun) hits the pillow.
Millie said...
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a licked like an ice cream cone mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a frozen in time mind.
First, drink a cup of hot calf slobber and stretch out on an anxiously fly-swatting bed in an afraid of catching a nasty virus and lives in a house of Kleenex position. Then, breathe gutterball-rollingly and think about something beautiful such as constantly-poking-others rolling pins. Do not think about your flipped upside down enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as Tiger Lily, who will make your mind more IHOP-frequenting. Or count imaginary, annoyingly long guitar solos jumping over a high school flame.
Follow these rules and you will fall into a hollow-legged sleep the minute your dried drool flake hits the pillow.
Heffalump said...
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a smarmy mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a swarthy mind.
First, drink a cup of hot lemon-scented dish soap and stretch out on a warty bed in a sordid position. Then, breathe shiftily and think about something beautiful such as blank bubbles. Do not think about your svelte enemies. Concentrate on someone restful, such as Madge, who will make your mind more smelly. Or count imaginary dishpan hands jumping over a scrubby sponge.
Follow these rules and you will fall into a robust sleep the minute your SOS pad hits the pillow.
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