Tex (last name of man in room), the marshal of Dodge City, rode into town. He sat (adverb) in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his (adjective) enemy, (first name of man in room) the Kid, was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex’s horse, (first name of woman in room).
Suddenly the Kid came out of the (adjective) Nugget Saloon. “Draw, Tex!” he yelled (adverb).
Tex reached for his (noun), but before he could get it out of his (noun), the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the (noun) and the (noun). As Tex fell, he pulled his own (noun) and shot the Kid (number) times in the (noun). The Kid dropped in a pool of (liquid).
“(Exclamation)!” Tex said. “I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the (noun).”
Acacia said...
Tex Rockafeller, the marshal of Dodge City, rode into town. He sat devastatingly in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his axiomatic enemy, Massive Headwound Harry the Kid, was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex’s horse, She-Ra.
Suddenly the Kid came out of the Putrid Nugget Saloon. “Draw, Tex!” he yelled quietly.
Tex reached for his aromatic candle, but before he could get it out of his roll of toilet paper, the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the Christmas music CD and the Icy Hot Patch. As Tex fell, he pulled his own rusty nail and shot the Kid 815 times in the UPS delivery truck. The Kid dropped in a pool of Diet Coke.
“ShaZOWIE!” Tex said. “I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the chocolate chip cookie.”
Heffalump said...
Tex McGillicutty, the marshal of Dodge City, rode into town. He sat salaciously in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his perspiring enemy, Patrick the Kid, was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex’s horse, Dora.
Suddenly the Kid came out of the Strutting like a Peacock Nugget Saloon. “Draw, Tex!” he yelled ingratiatingly.
Tex reached for his over easy egg, but before he could get it out of his salad shooter, the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the cheese and the 1 lb chub of spicy sausage. As Tex fell, he pulled his own George Foreman indoor grill and shot the Kid 1.7 times in the pepper. The Kid dropped in a pool of lighter fluid.
“Holy pink tutued flamingos, Batman!” Tex said. “I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of Johnny's All purpose seasoning salt that makes everything taste better.”
Millie said...
Tex Raunchbreath, the marshal of Dodge City, rode into town. He sat gesticulatingly in the saddle, ready for trouble. He knew that his noodle-loving enemy, Trench the Kid, was in town. The Kid was in love with Tex’s horse, Blanche.
Suddenly the Kid came out of the Spastic Nugget Saloon. “Draw, Tex!” he yelled sushi-eatingly.
Tex reached for his stank, but before he could get it out of his enormous blackhead, the Kid fired twice, hitting Tex in the water feature and the flashing red button that makes no sense. As Tex fell, he pulled his own milk mustache and shot the Kid 2387 times in the pencil shaving. The Kid dropped in a pool of sheep lip ooze.
“Ria-ria-moonacah!” Tex said. “I hated to do it, but he was on the wrong side of the pig drip.”
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