Ireland

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Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of (place). In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark (plural noun) who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with (adjective) Vikings and with Celts who were (plural noun) from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the (noun) crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American (plural noun).

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish (plural noun) are Smiling," "Did Your (noun) Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's (noun)."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, (place), and buy Irish linen (plural noun), and see the beautiful (plural noun) and lakes.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter said...
Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of Shangra-La. In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark cans of hairspray who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with ubiquitous Vikings and with Celts who were boogers from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the Self-Righteous and Holier-than-thou relatives crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American wads of chewed gum found underneath your school desk.

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Birthday Balloons are Smiling," "Did Your Sandra Bullock Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Racing Horse."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Munchkin City, and buy Irish linen pennies, and see the beautiful cell phones and lakes.

Heffalump said...
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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Idiots Who Don't Know How to Use Their Turn Signals are Smiling," "Did Your Suburb Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Washable Marker."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, the women's restroom in the Space Needle, and buy Irish linen mimes whose black and white striped shirts accidentally got washed with a red sock, and see the beautiful chips that have been double dipped, and lakes.

Millie said...
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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Rejected and Disgruntled Belly-button-whistle Dancers are Smiling," "Did Your Cottage Cheese Glob Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Cat in Heat."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Sandusky, Ohio, and buy Irish linen cough spittle victims, and see the beautiful dog leg prostheses and lakes.