Friday, October 30, 2009

Ghost Story

Once there was a little kid who went on a/an (adjective) hike through a/an (adjective) forest in the middle of (a place). At first he had fun watching the cute little (animal, plural) go (verb ending in ING) through the trees and talking to the (plural noun) that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get (adjective) and soon it was night and this kid whose name was (person in room) realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His (plural noun) began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and (noun). Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like (plural noun), and they seemed to reach out their (plural noun) to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing (adverb). It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the (someone's last name - plural). I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some (noun) to help me." Then it went (a silly noise) and the kid said (a silly noise) and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

Millie said...
Once there was a little kid who went on a nonplussed hike through a hadda go baffroom forest in the middle of The Gorge. At first he had fun watching the cute little meerkats go slobbering through the trees and talking to the handlebar mustache convention goers that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get Carmex-addicted and soon it was night and this kid whose name was The Stalker realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His hand-up-armpitters began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and snot rocket. Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like yowling computer-deprived 10-year-olds, and they seemed to reach out their cheese gratings to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing scratch-and-sniffingly. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the Terwilligers. I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some Birkenstock to help me." Then it went "howeeeeeee" and the kid said "rodda rodda" and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Once there was a little kid who went on a smells like Teen Spirit hike through a wrinkled like an apple that's been left in the sun for three days forest in the middle of The Land of Oz. At first he had fun watching the cute little seahorses go frying through the trees and talking to the Adam Lambert groupies that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get snifftastic and soon it was night and this kid whose name was Sarah Palin realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His Facebook Junkies began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and wooden mallard with a listening device implanted in the bottom. Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like roasted pumpkin seeds, and they seemed to reach out their diamond rings to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing effortlessly. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the Halperts. I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some sublight engine that powers a star cruiser to help me." Then it went "Frank and Beans" and the kid said "fwatahfwatahfwatah!" and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

Dave said... (YAY!)
Once there was a little kid who went on a resounding hike through a blackened forest in the middle of the cemetery. At first he had fun watching the cute little spiders go mystifying through the trees and talking to the shoes that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get tipsy and soon it was night and this kid whose name was Santa realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His snowflakes began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and chocolate. Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like car tires, and they seemed to reach out their pumpkins to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing frolicly. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the Bonapartes. I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some iPod to help me." Then it went "schwoo" and the kid said "boing" and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

Heffalump said...
Once there was a little kid who went on a sticky hike through a gravity-defying forest in the middle of Munchkinland. At first he had fun watching the cute little Tasmanian Devils go questing through the trees and talking to the baboons that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get disco inspired and soon it was night and this kid whose name was Spectral Plane Barbie realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His milkmen began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and minivan. Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like taser victims, and they seemed to reach out their mountainous regions to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing stunningly. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the DeFazios. I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some cab driver to help me." Then it went "Tapocketapocketapocketa" and the kid said "Schwiiiiing!" and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

Klin said...
Once there was a little kid who went on a spoiled rotten hike through a fast and furious forest in the middle of the Grand Canyon. At first he had fun watching the cute little ferrets go parachuting through the trees and talking to the too many questions that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get greasy slimy gopher gut like and soon it was night and this kid whose name was Sassy realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His scary Halloween decorations began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and fabuloso scanner. Suddenly he noticed that the huge trees began to look like freaking stacks of homework, and they seemed to reach out their pots and pots of chili to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing forever and ever. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last of the Derkshires. I am lonely haunting this forest alone and I came to find some dancing skeleton to help me." Then it went "blink-blink" and the kid said "Ba-dump-ump" and that was the last anyone ever heard of him. Boo!

1 comment:

Dave said...

not sure what's creepier...

slobbering meerkats, handlebar mustache convention goers, or a kid that says "Schwiiiiing!" when a weird shape goes "Tapocketapocketapocketa"

catchpa = "comer". as in newcomer? :-)