Ireland #1

For St. Patrick's Day next week

Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of (place). In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark (plural noun) who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with (adjective) Vikings and with Celts who were (plural noun) from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the (noun) crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American (plural noun).

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish (plural noun) are Smiling," "Did Your (noun) Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's (noun)."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, (place), and buy Irish linen (plural noun), and see the beautiful (plural noun) and lakes.

Klin said...
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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Salads, Salads, and More Salads are Smiling," "Did Your 18 year old Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Upcoming Engagement."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Public Restroom 101, and buy Irish linen beautiful LDS sisters, and see the beautiful blog posts to write and lakes.

Mr. J said...
Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of Fat Boy's Pork Palace. In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark oxen who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with horrific Vikings and with Celts who were cacti from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the 1965 Ford Mustang convertible crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American media.

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Deer are Smiling," "Did Your Mickey Mantle Rookie Card Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Apple Pie."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Versailles, and buy Irish linen Roman soldiers, and see the beautiful Japanese geishas and lakes.

Suzanne said...
Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of here. In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark tulips who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with awesome Vikings and with Celts who were crocus from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the sun crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American lilies.

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Daffodils are Smiling," "Did Your Cloud Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Sky."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, there, and buy Irish linen daisies, and see the beautiful iris and lakes.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of The LOST island. In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark bags of delicious burnt popcorn who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with smarmy Vikings and with Celts who were empty containers of useless Mylicon drops from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the Duane Johnson starring as "The Rock Obama" crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American haunting 2 inch long paper wasps.

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple People Eaters are Smiling," "Did Your Young Womanhood Recognition Medallion Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's @#^&! Flat Tire."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Temple Square, and buy Irish linen empty-headed fans of "The Bachelor", and see the beautiful fart bags and lakes.

Millie said...
Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of Tight Shorts, Tahiti. In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark split ends who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with guilty by association Vikings and with Celts who were light-up buttons from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the chatty husband crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American cranky nappers.

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish People Who Spit When They Talk are Smiling," "Did Your Reluctant 'Get On Your Boots' Listener Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Mozzarella Cheese Stick."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Rentown USA, and buy Irish linen bologna-obsessed deli employees, and see the beautiful bratists and lakes.