As much as we all love The Sound of Music, and as many mocking opportunities as it gives us, it's time to change things up.I give you Miss "Hickey-From-Kenickie" Rizzo, making fun of poor sweet little Sandy in Grease. (Some people are so touchy.)
I don't drink (Eww!) or swear (Ewwwww!), I won't rat my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get ill from one cigarette!
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
Here's how yours turned out:
I don't sing (Eww!) or dance (Ewwwww!), I won't fly my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get fancy from one cigarette!
Keep your gross nostrils off my freakin' awesome jockstrap!
Would you pull that crap with Angelina?
Posted by b. | Sunday, August 12, 2007 11:38:00 PM
I don't love (Eww!) or shop (Ewwwww!), I won't swim my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get frizzy from one cigarette!
Keep your disgusting eyebrows off my sexy stiletto heels!
Would you pull that crap with Jennifer?
Posted by Corrie | Monday, August 13, 2007 12:07:00 AM
I don't twitch (Eww!) or stare (Ewwwww!), I won't sharpen my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get tasty from one cigarette!
Keep your putrified earlobes off my dainty stocking!
Would you pull that crap with Lindsay?
Posted by Heffalump | Monday, August 13, 2007 12:17:00 AM
I don't scare (Eww!) or fly (Ewwwww!), I won't pluck my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get bounteous from one cigarette!
Keep your slimy long-haired warts off my funkified ankle bracelet!
Would you pull that crap with Brittney?
Posted by Anne/kq | Monday, August 13, 2007 9:30:00 AM
I don't mall (Eww!) or brush (Ewwwww!), I won't lick my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get unavoidable from one cigarette!
Keep your foolish elbows off my luscious pants!
Would you pull that crap with Hillary?
Posted by No Cool Story | Monday, August 13, 2007 10:41:00 AM
I don't grill (Eww!) or gripe (Ewwwww!), I won't giggle my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get lavish from one cigarette!
Keep your puny nosehairs off my snarky jogging suit!
Would you pull that crap with Angelina?
Posted by An Ordinary Mom | Monday, August 13, 2007 10:51:00 AM
I don't hop (Eww!) or skip (Ewwwww!), I won't blog my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get bodacious from one cigarette!
Keep your gnarly chin hairs off my flighty parachute pants!
Would you pull that crap with Paula?
Posted by Methodical wormer | Monday, August 13, 2007 1:16:00 PM
I don't skip (Eww!) or hop-scotch (Ewwwww!), I won't flop my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get green from one cigarette!
Keep your mean noses off my scratchy bracelet!
Would you pull that crap with Oprah?
Posted by nikko | Monday, August 13, 2007 1:18:00 PM
I don't poop (Eww!) or vomit (Ewwwww!), I won't spit my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get exciting from one cigarette!
Keep your depressed butts off my wimpy jockstrap!
Would you pull that crap with Mia? (Hamm)
Posted by Tori :) | Monday, August 13, 2007 1:37:00 PM
I don't kiss (Eww!) or cut (Ewwwww!), I won't sew my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get silly from one cigarette!
Keep your stinky hands off my scrumptious scarf!
Would you pull that crap with Marilyn?
Posted by Suzanne | Monday, August 13, 2007 3:52:00 PM
I don't forget (Eww!), or run (Ewwwww!), I won't cook my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get massive with one cigarette!
Keep your disgusting feet off my adoring earmuffs!
Would you pull that crap with Brittney?
Posted by Emma Sometimes | Monday, August 13, 2007 4:41:00 PM
I don't ignore (Eww!) or stare (Ewwwww!), I won't sit my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get blank from one cigarette!
Keep your NOT cool cheeks off my wet pj's!
Would you pull that crap with Julia?
Posted by Kayelyn | Monday, August 13, 2007 8:35:00 PM
I don't circumnavigate (Eww!) or stink (Ewwwww!), I won't deviate my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get ginormous from one cigarette!
Keep your putrid cheeks off my splendid beret!
Would you pull that crap with Lady Macbeth?
Posted by compulsive writer | Monday, August 13, 2007 9:04:00 PM
I don't drive (Eww!) or sit (Ewwwww!), I won't talk my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get pinkish orange from one cigarette!
Keep your disgusting toenails off my tall flip flops!
Would you pull that crap with Hermione?
Posted by Melissa | Monday, August 13, 2007 11:22:00 PM
I don't swim (Eww!) or sleep (Ewwwww!), I won't run my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get curly from one cigarette!
Keep your stinky nostrils off my shiny jeans!
Would you pull that crap with Cher?
Posted by Kelli in the Mirror | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:33:00 AM
I don't slap (Eww!) or tickle (Ewwwww!), I won't poke my hair (EWWWWWWW!),
I get hormonal from one cigarette!
Keep your saggy earlobes off my heavenly shin guards!
Would you pull that crap with the Fruitcake Lady?
Posted by Annie | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 8:36:00 AM
