Tuesday, August 7, 2007

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

I'm still in a Sound of Music mood. Thanks to all who played!

She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee, her dress has got a tear.
She waltzes on her way to Mass and whistles on the stair.
And underneath her wimple, she has curlers in her hair!
I've even heard her singing in the Abbey!

Here's how yours turned out:

She climbs a Jen and scrapes her head, her death shroud has got a tear.
She covers on her way to Mass and shivers on the stair.
And underneath her wedding gown she has party goers in her hair!
I've even heard her stealing in the Abbey!
Posted by Annie

She climbs Iowa and scrapes her elbow, her slipper has got a tear.
She drinks on her way to Mass and poses on the stair.
And underneath her sock she has books in her hair!
I've even heard her snoring in the Abbey!
Posted by Kayelyn

She climbs a policeman and scrapes her arm, her pants have got a tear.
She laughs on her way to Mass and shudders on the stair.
And underneath her shoes she has blocks in her hair!
I've even heard her jumping in the Abbey!
Posted by Carrot Jello

She climbs the soap and breaks her elbow, her shorts have got a tear.
She jumps on her way to Mass and falls on the stair.
And underneath her skirt, she has couches in her hair!
I've even heard her kissing in the Abbey!
Posted by glittersmama

She climbs a diaper and scrapes her armpit, her scarf has got a tear.
She slides on her way to Mass and spins on the stair.
And underneath her headband, she has fungi in her hair!
I've even heard her blazing in the Abbey!
Posted by An Ordinary Mom

She climbs an egg and scrapes her finger, her skirt has got a tear.
She soars on her way to Mass and eats on the stair.
And underneath her scarf, she has trees in her hair!
I've even heard her swimming in the Abbey!
Posted by Corrie

She climbs a rusty old crutch and scrapes her split lip, her ratty Grateful Dead concert shirt has got a tear.
She gracefully leaps on her way to Mass and clumsily stumbles on the stair.
And underneath that crazy umbrella hat she got in the Bahamas, she has unruly children in her hair!
I've even heard her trainspotting in the Abbey!
Posted by Sketchy

She climbs a dog and scrapes her toe, her nursing bra has got a tear.
She vomits on her way to Mass and crouches on the stair.
And underneath her sunglasses, she has park benches in her hair!
I've even heard her sizzling in the Abbey!
Posted by nikko

She climbs a wrench and scrapes her ear lobe, her wing tip shoes have got a tear.
She glides on her way to Mass and slithers on the stair.
And underneath her bed pan, she has cough drops in her hair!
I've even heard her jumping in the Abbey!
Posted by Jean Knee

She climbs a pom-pom and scrapes her ankle, her mini-skirt has got a tear.
She dances on her way to Mass and leaps on the stair.
And underneath her wig, she has siblings in her hair!
I've even heard her surfing in the Abbey!
Posted by Tori :)

She climbs a unicorn and scrapes her elbow, her flip flops have got a tear.
She hollers on her way to Mass and eats on the stair.
And underneath her jeweled crown, she has galoshes in her hair!
I've even heard her snickering in the Abbey!
Posted by Suzanne

She climbs some yarn and scrapes her belly button, her Converse sneakers have got a tear.
She dances on her way to Mass and bounces on the stair.
And underneath her bandana, she has magazines in her hair!
I've even heard her eating in the Abbey!
Posted by Melissa

She climbs a foam finger and scrapes her face, her bermuda shorts have got a tear.
She bellows on her way to Mass and sings on the stair.
And underneath her Gator baseball hat, she has tailgaters in her hair!
I've even heard her rooting in the Abbey!
Posted by Carrie

She climbs a ring and scrapes her ankle, her girdle has got a tear.
She crunches on her way to Mass and bellows on the stair.
And underneath her basket of fruit, she has pimples in her hair!
I've even heard her burping in the Abbey!
Posted by Brillig

She climbs a fruitcake and scrapes her eyebrow, her legwarmer has got a tear.
She sashays on her way to Mass and pirouettes on the stair.
And underneath her lampshade, she has mousepads in her hair!
I've even heard her exasperating in the Abbey!
Posted by Luisa Perkins

She climbs Ann Arbor, Michigan and scrapes her ankle, her leg warmer has got a tear.
She types on her way to Mass and writes on the stair.
And underneath her beanie hat, she has rocks in her hair!
I've even heard her digging in the Abbey!
Posted by Trena

She climbs some duct tape and scrapes her pinky finger, her sweat band has got a tear.
She swings on her way to Mass and spits on the stair.
And underneath her bandana, she has piranhas in her hair!
I've even heard her washing in the Abbey!
Posted by Heffalump

She climbs a trash bag and scrapes her cuticle, her g-string has got a tear.
She flashes on her way to Mass and sparkles on the stair.
And underneath her earmuffs, she has toothbrushes in her hair!
I've even heard her beaming in the Abbey!
Posted by Anne/kq

She climbs a stapler and scrapes her gall bladder, her stirrup pants have got a tear.
She scoops on her way to Mass and shrinks on the stair.
And underneath her fedora, she has boogers in her hair!
I've even heard her blogging in the Abbey!
Posted by Methodical wormer