Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot (adverb) to the side. Now stamp your right foot (number) times and put your hands on your partner's (plural noun). Next, you both (verb) slowly to the right and bend your (part of the body) backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you (verb) (adverb) to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your (plural noun) and slap your (plural noun) together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your (plural noun) together and shout, "(nonsense word)!" Now (verb) backward and repeat the whole thing (number) times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always (verb) the next one out.
Millie said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot snippily to the side. Now stamp your right foot 287 times and put your hands on your partner's cranky old bus drivers. Next, you both sip slowly to the right and bend your elbow pudge backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you slap sunglasses-wearingly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your bored children and slap your toenail clippers together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your wedgies together and shout, "Malloopy-loopy!" Now spank backward and repeat the whole thing 8.1 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always throttle the next one out.
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