A Visit to the Dentist

PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me, Doctor (last name), on such (adjective) notice.
DENTIST: What is your problem, young (noun)?
PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper (noun) which is giving me a severe (part of body) ache.
DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your (part of the body) wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your (plural noun) with my (noun).
PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a/an (noun) killer?
DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. (Exclamation)! I think I see a/an (noun) in your upper (noun).
PATIENT: Are you going to pull my (noun) out?
DENTIST: No. I'm going to (verb) your tooth and put in a temporary (noun).
PATIENT: When do I come back for the (adjective) filling?
DENTIST: A day after I cash your (noun).

Millie said...
PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me, Doctor Vandendungenbille, on such triple-thumbed notice.
DENTIST: What is your problem, young wacky landlady?
PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper inexplicable hair growth which is giving me a severe scalp ache.
DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your calf muscle wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your Shrinky-Dink machines with my resentful nudist colony occupant.
PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a cotton-ball head killer?
DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. SOY SAUCE! I think I see apricot ooze in your upper hamster nostril.
PATIENT: Are you going to pull my butt out?
DENTIST: No. I'm going to sky-write your tooth and put in a temporary hobo advocate.
PATIENT: When do I come back for the smell-noticing filling?
DENTIST: A day after I cash your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

Heffalump said...
PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me, Doctor Snively, on such brawny notice.
DENTIST: What is your problem, young Vatican?
PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper jet pack which is giving me a severe deviated septum ache.
DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your coccyx wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your Pointer Sisters with my overnight bag.
PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a baked potato killer?
DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. Holy House of Horror Batman! I think I see Jack Palance in your upper toe jam.
PATIENT: Are you going to pull my boulder out?
DENTIST: No. I'm going to spin your tooth and put in a temporary fabulous group from the 70's called BREAD.
PATIENT: When do I come back for the petulant filling?
DENTIST: A day after I cash your nose goblin.

Klin said...
PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me, Doctor Snicket, on such "very chatty I have so much to say that I might forget" fast-talking notice.
DENTIST: What is your problem, young not only steaming but also spicy hot chili?
PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper "can you turn down that ridiculous TV show" request which is giving me a severe sprained ankle ache.
DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your broken fingernail wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your overfilled garbage cans with my dried up dead lawn spot.
PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a willy willy girl killer?
DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. Jumpin' Jehosephat! I think I see a marinated and barbequed pork chop in your upper tried and true recipe.
PATIENT: Are you going to pull my Tonka Truck out?
DENTIST: No. I'm going to stinky-breathe your tooth and put in a temporary scratched table.
PATIENT: When do I come back for the not very reverent after talks on reverence filling?
DENTIST: A day after I cash your child that sings a lot.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me, Doctor Obama, on such effervescent notice.
DENTIST: What is your problem, young Weird Al Yankovic album?
PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper High School Musical lunchbox which is giving me a severe uvula ache.
DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your left ring finger wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your angry monkeys with my cowboy hat.
PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a Club Med resort killer?
DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. HOLY SCHNIKIES! I think I see a bottle full of stool softeners in your upper crazed Euro-Soccer fan riot.
PATIENT: Are you going to pull my bottle of "I'm Not Really a Waitress" Red nail polish out?
DENTIST: No. I'm going to shimmy your tooth and put in a temporary American Idol reject.
PATIENT: When do I come back for the clean as a Home Show Tour house filling?
DENTIST: A day after I cash your lying family member who fakes loving you so they appear to be nice to everyone else.