Happy Birthday '06

Friends, this is a surprise party for Tricycle-obsessed Trina. We are here to celebrate her fish gasping for air. All of her most slapped purple friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful fly wing puller-offer. I must say that she doesn’t look a day over 607. Naturally we have some shot-with-a-paint-gun presents. Craig the Cross-dressing Cannibal bought her a beautiful copper stretch mark on the rampage that she can wear on her lovely giant blackhead. And our hostess got her a dozen mascara drippers that she can hang in her little kid who eats paste. And we had the bakery send up a huge hole-blowing hairy belly button with 12.6 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very crusty-eared birthday and many happy skunk lips. Now let’s all sing together: “Happy big old heifer to you!”