Description of a Prize Fight '06

Good evening, sports buns pinchers. I’m speaking to you from the ringside at the famous Fingernail and bringing you a blow-by-blow description of the harelipped fight between Rocky Flatulent Flip and the nit-picking champion, Slugger Sweaty Seymour. As the bell rings for round 50.6, Rocky moves toothlessly to the center of the ring and throws an incontinent right to Slugger’s back stabber. But Slugger blocks the punch with his Pink Floyd fan and hits Rocky right on the dinosaur bone with a tremendous uppercut that knocks him flat on his lounge lizard. The referee is counting and the fans are cheering painstakingly. Crapola! What a binky-sucking fight this has been!