First name of boy
First name of girl
5 adjectives
2 nouns
2 plural nouns
A place
Name of boy in room
Silly word
Article of clothing
3 Names of people in room
2 verbs
Number
Popular rock star
This time, you have until Tuesday at 11:59 PM
Friday, July 17, 2009
A Card From Camp
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the (plural noun) in my tent. I have become as close as two (plural noun) in a pod with (person in room - full name), who has a/an (adjective) personality and is never without a/an (noun). He/She tells really (adjective) stories which make all of us (verb) out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long (noun), but this morning I washed my shirts and (article of clothing - plural) and put them out to dry on the clothes (noun), and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and (plural noun). I better get off my (noun) and get my (plural noun) off the (noun) line before I run out of (adjective) underwear. I promise to write a letter full of (plural noun) before my (part of the body) hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving (noun),
(Another person in room)
Millie said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the Obama stooges in my tent. I have become as close as two pit stains in a pod with Danger-Prone Daphne, who has a methed out personality and is never without an OB nurse who switches babies on purpose. She tells really horse snot-noticing stories which make all of us laugh out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long wedding ring tan line, but this morning I washed my shirts and codpieces and put them out to dry on the clothes sadistic cop, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and new food-avoiding children. I better get off my green plaid oven mitt and get my old Greek men obsessed with Windex off the overpowering stench-line before I run out of loud and crinkly underwear. I promise to write a letter full of obnoxious mutts before my chin chub hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving double-dipper,
Betty
FluffyChicky said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the rubber baby buggy bumpers in my tent. I have become as close as two back zits in a pod with Fifi LaRue, who has a flatulent personality and is never without nosehair tweezers. She tells really egotistical stories which make all of us waddle out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long previously used nose ring, but this morning I washed my shirts and galoshes and put them out to dry on the clothes spamburger with all the fixins, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and pilfered fat-slimming garments. I better get off my Michael Douglass Fan Club and get my suspenders and bra-wearing lumberjacks off the contortionist line before I run out of overly enthusiastic underwear. I promise to write a letter full of members of the “Bring Back Corporal Punishment to Our Public Schools Society” before my European-style armpit hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving “Save Ferris” t-shirt,
Twitchy administrative assistant that sniffs at her pits when she thinks no one is looking
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the colored pencils in my tent. I have become as close as two dark sock wearin' tourists in a pod with Albus Dumbledoor, who has a creaky personality and is never without a crunching dog USB toy. He tells really pragmatic stories which make all of us undulate out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long WinZip file, but this morning I washed my shirts and diamond earrings and put them out to dry on the clothes overdue library book, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and Facebook quizzes. I better get off my peptic ulcer and get my Barney repeats off the emotionless news anchor line before I run out of smells like apples underwear. I promise to write a letter full of sleeping babies before my pinky toe hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving fan of "The Office",
Barack Obama
Camp is great! I love all the (plural noun) in my tent. I have become as close as two (plural noun) in a pod with (person in room - full name), who has a/an (adjective) personality and is never without a/an (noun). He/She tells really (adjective) stories which make all of us (verb) out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long (noun), but this morning I washed my shirts and (article of clothing - plural) and put them out to dry on the clothes (noun), and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and (plural noun). I better get off my (noun) and get my (plural noun) off the (noun) line before I run out of (adjective) underwear. I promise to write a letter full of (plural noun) before my (part of the body) hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving (noun),
(Another person in room)
Millie said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the Obama stooges in my tent. I have become as close as two pit stains in a pod with Danger-Prone Daphne, who has a methed out personality and is never without an OB nurse who switches babies on purpose. She tells really horse snot-noticing stories which make all of us laugh out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long wedding ring tan line, but this morning I washed my shirts and codpieces and put them out to dry on the clothes sadistic cop, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and new food-avoiding children. I better get off my green plaid oven mitt and get my old Greek men obsessed with Windex off the overpowering stench-line before I run out of loud and crinkly underwear. I promise to write a letter full of obnoxious mutts before my chin chub hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving double-dipper,
Betty
FluffyChicky said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the rubber baby buggy bumpers in my tent. I have become as close as two back zits in a pod with Fifi LaRue, who has a flatulent personality and is never without nosehair tweezers. She tells really egotistical stories which make all of us waddle out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long previously used nose ring, but this morning I washed my shirts and galoshes and put them out to dry on the clothes spamburger with all the fixins, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and pilfered fat-slimming garments. I better get off my Michael Douglass Fan Club and get my suspenders and bra-wearing lumberjacks off the contortionist line before I run out of overly enthusiastic underwear. I promise to write a letter full of members of the “Bring Back Corporal Punishment to Our Public Schools Society” before my European-style armpit hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving “Save Ferris” t-shirt,
Twitchy administrative assistant that sniffs at her pits when she thinks no one is looking
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear Folks,
Camp is great! I love all the colored pencils in my tent. I have become as close as two dark sock wearin' tourists in a pod with Albus Dumbledoor, who has a creaky personality and is never without a crunching dog USB toy. He tells really pragmatic stories which make all of us undulate out loud. I have to stop writing now. I know I promised a long WinZip file, but this morning I washed my shirts and diamond earrings and put them out to dry on the clothes overdue library book, and it looks like it's getting ready to rain cats and Facebook quizzes. I better get off my peptic ulcer and get my Barney repeats off the emotionless news anchor line before I run out of smells like apples underwear. I promise to write a letter full of sleeping babies before my pinky toe hits the pillow tonight... or tomorrow... or maybe I'll write Tuesday.
Your loving fan of "The Office",
Barack Obama
Friday, July 10, 2009
Vacation Dialogue
GIRL: Hello. My name is (girl's name).
BOY: Hi. My name is (male celebrity). I came here with my mother and father and my little (noun).
GIRL: I am here with my best girl (noun). We are staying at the (name of boy) Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great (noun) there. How is the food?
GIRL: (Adjective). But the room only costs (number) dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a/an (noun) for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go (verb ending in ING).
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised (female celebrity) I'd go (verb ending in ING) with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a/an (adjective) Dance at the Hotel (verb ending in ING) Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a/an (adjective) dress and your (kind of shoe, plural). I am going to wear my (plural noun).
Millie said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Ivana Spankyew.
BOY: Hi. My name is Weird Al. I came here with my mother and father and my little horse nugget shoveler.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl dump cake. We are staying at the Ben Gay Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great secret Michael Jackson closet there. How is the food?
GIRL: Rich and eccentric. But the room only costs 2378 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a cockroach bent on revenge for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go wiping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Claire Danes I'd go stomping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a squirrel-squeezing Dance at the Hotel Buttermilk-chugging Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a run over with an ATV dress and your fluffy mules. I am going to wear my slutty Halloween costumes.
Millie said... again...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Shrimp-headed Sharonda.
BOY: Hi. My name is Jack Palance. I came here with my mother and father and my little crevice.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl crevasse. We are staying at the Dipheaded Dirk Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great crease there. How is the food?
GIRL: Crawling with Brownies. But the room only costs 98734852 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a crawlspace for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go unzipping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Maude I'd go hobo-slapping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is an Undies-in-a-bunch Dance at the Hotel Cheese-grating Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear an easy-starting dress and your Birkenstocks. I am going to wear my angry cheeseheads.
Klin said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Nedra Formaldehyde.
BOY: Hi. My name is Sam Elliot. I came here with my mother and father and my little crack smoking runaway.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl lame duck politician. We are staying at the Mowgli Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great funny little boy there. How is the food?
GIRL: Punch drunk. But the room only costs 3547 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a hardworking daughter for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go yelling.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Hannah Montana I'd go spinning with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a rolling on the floor Dance at the Hotel Jumping Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a lip puckering sour dress and your skinny heeled black strappy sandals. I am going to wear my skid marks.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout.
BOY: Hi. My name is Conan O'Brien. I came here with my mother and father and my little Planters Peanut Man.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl baby blankie. We are staying at the Harry Potter Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great American Girl Doll catalog there. How is the food?
GIRL: Freaky-deaky. But the room only costs 12 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a camping chair for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go begging.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Mariah Carey I'd go bungee jumping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a sophomoric Dance at the Hotel Gold-Digging Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a mind numbing dress and your ballet slippers. I am going to wear my 64 oz Thirst Buster cups from Circle K.
BOY: Hi. My name is (male celebrity). I came here with my mother and father and my little (noun).
GIRL: I am here with my best girl (noun). We are staying at the (name of boy) Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great (noun) there. How is the food?
GIRL: (Adjective). But the room only costs (number) dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a/an (noun) for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go (verb ending in ING).
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised (female celebrity) I'd go (verb ending in ING) with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a/an (adjective) Dance at the Hotel (verb ending in ING) Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a/an (adjective) dress and your (kind of shoe, plural). I am going to wear my (plural noun).
Millie said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Ivana Spankyew.
BOY: Hi. My name is Weird Al. I came here with my mother and father and my little horse nugget shoveler.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl dump cake. We are staying at the Ben Gay Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great secret Michael Jackson closet there. How is the food?
GIRL: Rich and eccentric. But the room only costs 2378 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a cockroach bent on revenge for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go wiping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Claire Danes I'd go stomping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a squirrel-squeezing Dance at the Hotel Buttermilk-chugging Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a run over with an ATV dress and your fluffy mules. I am going to wear my slutty Halloween costumes.
Millie said... again...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Shrimp-headed Sharonda.
BOY: Hi. My name is Jack Palance. I came here with my mother and father and my little crevice.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl crevasse. We are staying at the Dipheaded Dirk Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great crease there. How is the food?
GIRL: Crawling with Brownies. But the room only costs 98734852 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a crawlspace for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go unzipping.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Maude I'd go hobo-slapping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is an Undies-in-a-bunch Dance at the Hotel Cheese-grating Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear an easy-starting dress and your Birkenstocks. I am going to wear my angry cheeseheads.
Klin said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Nedra Formaldehyde.
BOY: Hi. My name is Sam Elliot. I came here with my mother and father and my little crack smoking runaway.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl lame duck politician. We are staying at the Mowgli Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great funny little boy there. How is the food?
GIRL: Punch drunk. But the room only costs 3547 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a hardworking daughter for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go yelling.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Hannah Montana I'd go spinning with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a rolling on the floor Dance at the Hotel Jumping Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a lip puckering sour dress and your skinny heeled black strappy sandals. I am going to wear my skid marks.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
GIRL: Hello. My name is Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout.
BOY: Hi. My name is Conan O'Brien. I came here with my mother and father and my little Planters Peanut Man.
GIRL: I am here with my best girl baby blankie. We are staying at the Harry Potter Hilton Hotel.
BOY: I hear they have a great American Girl Doll catalog there. How is the food?
GIRL: Freaky-deaky. But the room only costs 12 dollars a day.
BOY: I rented a camping chair for this afternoon. Maybe you and I could go begging.
GIRL: I'd love to but I promised Mariah Carey I'd go bungee jumping with her.
BOY: Well, tonight there is a sophomoric Dance at the Hotel Gold-Digging Room.
GIRL: I'd love to go to that. Is it formal?
BOY: Yes, be sure and wear a mind numbing dress and your ballet slippers. I am going to wear my 64 oz Thirst Buster cups from Circle K.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Yankee Doodle (Noun)
(Here's a really (adjective) tune that everybody knows. You can (verb) it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle (same noun),
Yankee Doodle do or (verb).
A real live (relative) of my Uncle (person in room, male)
Born on (holiday).
I've got a Yankee Doodle (noun),
She's my Yankee Doodle (noun).
Yankee Doodle went to (a place)
Just to ride a/an (animal).
I am that Yankee Doodle (noun).
Millie said...
(Here's a really sniffed repeatedly tune that everybody knows. You can creep up on it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle horse jawbone,
Yankee Doodle do or shout.
A real live favorite parent of my Uncle Flibbert E. Gibbet
Born on St. Swithin's Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle bendy bus,
She's my Yankee Doodle elbow wrinkle.
Yankee Doodle went to Thrillville
Just to ride an eyelash mite.
I am that Yankee Doodle "special" brownie.
Lazy Lion said...
(Here's a really enormous tune that everybody knows. You can run it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle WalMart,
Yankee Doodle do or jump.
A real live aunt of my Uncle AJ
Born on Christmas.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Sam's Club,
She's my Yankee Doodle Pouncey cat.
Yankee Doodle went to Veteran's Park
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle Dirt Bike.
Jaguar said...
(Here's a really small tune that everybody knows. You can hit it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle Lazy Lion,
Yankee Doodle do or kick.
A real live brother of my Uncle Koda Bear
Born on Halloween.
I've got a Yankee Doodle park,
She's my Yankee Doodle bag.
Yankee Doodle went home
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle Monkey Wrench.
Klin said...
(Here's a really overgrown tune that everybody knows. You can flatulate it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle mountain bike path,
Yankee Doodle do or trip and fall.
A real live 2nd cousin's best friend's dog's sister-in-law of my Uncle Jaguar
Born on New Year's Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Bakugan toy,
She's my Yankee Doodle monster truck.
Yankee Doodle went high on the mountain top
Just to ride a bearded iguana.
I am that Yankee Doodle broken down oldsmobile.
Sassy said...
(Here's a really fluffy tune that everybody knows. You can walk it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle bathroom,
Yankee Doodle do or dance.
A real live grandma of my Uncle Koda Bear
Born on Halloween.
I've got a Yankee Doodle cat perch,
She's my Yankee Doodle picture frame.
Yankee Doodle went to Walmart
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle bedroom.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
(Here's a really smelleraunchious tune that everybody knows. You can bawl your eyes out like a 12 year old girl who got dumped by her MySpace "boyfriend" to it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle ineffective mosquito repellant,
Yankee Doodle do or devour.
A real live second cousin, thrice removed of my Uncle Nose-picking Nellie
Born on Flag Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Founding Father,
She's my Yankee Doodle Red Robin's Bleu Ribbon Burger.
Yankee Doodle went to Neverland Ranch
Just to ride Rainbow Brite's Horse, "Starlight".
I am that Yankee Doodle misanthropy.
FluffyChicky said...
(Here's a really Evel-Knievel-daring tune that everybody knows. You can grope it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle expired overactive bladder medication,
Yankee Doodle do or obfuscate.
A real live half brother’s stepmother’s daughter who happens to also be the aforementioned half brother’s wife and cousin on his great-uncle’s side of my Uncle Shift Supervisor who has an unfortunate case of male-patterned baldness,
Born on Weasel Stomping Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle tissue used by the one-and-only Chris Heimerdinger,
She's my Yankee Doodle set of shrunken heads of various celebrities recreated in plaster.
Yankee Doodle went to Headquarters for the Society of People Who Enjoy Making Origami Human Body Parts
Just to ride a poodle with a “punk” haircut.
I am that Yankee Doodle coonskin cap.
I'm a Yankee Doodle (same noun),
Yankee Doodle do or (verb).
A real live (relative) of my Uncle (person in room, male)
Born on (holiday).
I've got a Yankee Doodle (noun),
She's my Yankee Doodle (noun).
Yankee Doodle went to (a place)
Just to ride a/an (animal).
I am that Yankee Doodle (noun).
Millie said...
(Here's a really sniffed repeatedly tune that everybody knows. You can creep up on it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle horse jawbone,
Yankee Doodle do or shout.
A real live favorite parent of my Uncle Flibbert E. Gibbet
Born on St. Swithin's Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle bendy bus,
She's my Yankee Doodle elbow wrinkle.
Yankee Doodle went to Thrillville
Just to ride an eyelash mite.
I am that Yankee Doodle "special" brownie.
Lazy Lion said...
(Here's a really enormous tune that everybody knows. You can run it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle WalMart,
Yankee Doodle do or jump.
A real live aunt of my Uncle AJ
Born on Christmas.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Sam's Club,
She's my Yankee Doodle Pouncey cat.
Yankee Doodle went to Veteran's Park
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle Dirt Bike.
Jaguar said...
(Here's a really small tune that everybody knows. You can hit it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle Lazy Lion,
Yankee Doodle do or kick.
A real live brother of my Uncle Koda Bear
Born on Halloween.
I've got a Yankee Doodle park,
She's my Yankee Doodle bag.
Yankee Doodle went home
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle Monkey Wrench.
Klin said...
(Here's a really overgrown tune that everybody knows. You can flatulate it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle mountain bike path,
Yankee Doodle do or trip and fall.
A real live 2nd cousin's best friend's dog's sister-in-law of my Uncle Jaguar
Born on New Year's Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Bakugan toy,
She's my Yankee Doodle monster truck.
Yankee Doodle went high on the mountain top
Just to ride a bearded iguana.
I am that Yankee Doodle broken down oldsmobile.
Sassy said...
(Here's a really fluffy tune that everybody knows. You can walk it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle bathroom,
Yankee Doodle do or dance.
A real live grandma of my Uncle Koda Bear
Born on Halloween.
I've got a Yankee Doodle cat perch,
She's my Yankee Doodle picture frame.
Yankee Doodle went to Walmart
Just to ride a dog.
I am that Yankee Doodle bedroom.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
(Here's a really smelleraunchious tune that everybody knows. You can bawl your eyes out like a 12 year old girl who got dumped by her MySpace "boyfriend" to it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle ineffective mosquito repellant,
Yankee Doodle do or devour.
A real live second cousin, thrice removed of my Uncle Nose-picking Nellie
Born on Flag Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle Founding Father,
She's my Yankee Doodle Red Robin's Bleu Ribbon Burger.
Yankee Doodle went to Neverland Ranch
Just to ride Rainbow Brite's Horse, "Starlight".
I am that Yankee Doodle misanthropy.
FluffyChicky said...
(Here's a really Evel-Knievel-daring tune that everybody knows. You can grope it on the Fourth of July or Presidents' Day!)
I'm a Yankee Doodle expired overactive bladder medication,
Yankee Doodle do or obfuscate.
A real live half brother’s stepmother’s daughter who happens to also be the aforementioned half brother’s wife and cousin on his great-uncle’s side of my Uncle Shift Supervisor who has an unfortunate case of male-patterned baldness,
Born on Weasel Stomping Day.
I've got a Yankee Doodle tissue used by the one-and-only Chris Heimerdinger,
She's my Yankee Doodle set of shrunken heads of various celebrities recreated in plaster.
Yankee Doodle went to Headquarters for the Society of People Who Enjoy Making Origami Human Body Parts
Just to ride a poodle with a “punk” haircut.
I am that Yankee Doodle coonskin cap.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Famous Quotes from the American Revolution
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one (noun) to give to my (noun)."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the (color) of their (part of the body, plural)."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me (noun)."
Paul Revere said: "The (plural noun) are (verb ending in ING)!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my (noun) large so the king could read it without his (plural noun)."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All (plural noun) are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain (adjective) rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of (noun)."
Klin said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one pile of paper to give to my photo shoot."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the fuschia of their ears."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me squeaky chairs."
Paul Revere said: "The beach towels are squealing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Texas large so the king could read it without his bags of cheetos."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All cities are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain last of all the game rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of sleep-over."
Lazy Lion said:
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one Harry Potter to give to my John."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the blue of their legs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me WalMart."
Paul Revere said: "The fishes are running!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my RuPaul impersonator large so the king could read it without his cats."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All dogs are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain big rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the little ugly mollusk."
Koda Bear said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one chicken to give to my McDonalds."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the red of their eyes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me copper."
Paul Revere said: "The tigers are jumping!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my skateboard large so the king could read it without his bears."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All lions are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain funny rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of a realistic fishhead."
Frog said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one phone to give to my boy."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pink of their lungs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me football."
Paul Revere said: "The cities are kissing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my house large so the king could read it without his vehicles."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All pens are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sweet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of laundry."
Klin numero dos said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one green toenail polish to give to my rain."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the chartreuse of their ankle bones."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me car wash."
Paul Revere said: "The hills are ruining!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Edward large so the king could read it without his rocks."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All smiles are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sopping wet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of Jacob."
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one UPS truck to give to my Route 44 Strawberry Slush from Sonic."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the banana yellow of their wisdom teeth."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me the glorious invention known as Air Conditioning."
Paul Revere said: "The dull hair-cutting scissors are philosophising!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my sink full of Dirty Dishes large so the king could read it without his maggots."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All Olive Garden Gift Cards are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain jump in the lake rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the recently-free-from-that-nagging-narcissist-of-a-wife Jon Gosselin."
FluffyChicky said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one defective push-up bra to give to my beatnik poetry soiree."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pea-green of their chubby big toes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me tasty toenail pie."
Paul Revere said: "The pilfered office chairs are bloodsucking!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my goose-stepping nun large so the king could read it without his senior citizens afflicted with irritable bowel syndrome."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All obese Elvis impersonators are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain waspish rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of overly-large back zit."
Millie said...
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the silver of their nerve endings."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me Crapperware bowls."
Paul Revere said: "The cats with pants are walking around like crackheads!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my AAA card large so the king could read it without his weird hair dye jobs."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All people who pee on trees even if they're just in the backyard are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain crud-covered rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of upper lip stench."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the (color) of their (part of the body, plural)."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me (noun)."
Paul Revere said: "The (plural noun) are (verb ending in ING)!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my (noun) large so the king could read it without his (plural noun)."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All (plural noun) are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain (adjective) rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of (noun)."
Klin said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one pile of paper to give to my photo shoot."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the fuschia of their ears."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me squeaky chairs."
Paul Revere said: "The beach towels are squealing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Texas large so the king could read it without his bags of cheetos."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All cities are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain last of all the game rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of sleep-over."
Lazy Lion said:
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one Harry Potter to give to my John."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the blue of their legs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me WalMart."
Paul Revere said: "The fishes are running!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my RuPaul impersonator large so the king could read it without his cats."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All dogs are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain big rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the little ugly mollusk."
Koda Bear said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one chicken to give to my McDonalds."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the red of their eyes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me copper."
Paul Revere said: "The tigers are jumping!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my skateboard large so the king could read it without his bears."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All lions are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain funny rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of a realistic fishhead."
Frog said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one phone to give to my boy."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pink of their lungs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me football."
Paul Revere said: "The cities are kissing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my house large so the king could read it without his vehicles."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All pens are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sweet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of laundry."
Klin numero dos said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one green toenail polish to give to my rain."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the chartreuse of their ankle bones."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me car wash."
Paul Revere said: "The hills are ruining!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Edward large so the king could read it without his rocks."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All smiles are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sopping wet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of Jacob."
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one UPS truck to give to my Route 44 Strawberry Slush from Sonic."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the banana yellow of their wisdom teeth."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me the glorious invention known as Air Conditioning."
Paul Revere said: "The dull hair-cutting scissors are philosophising!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my sink full of Dirty Dishes large so the king could read it without his maggots."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All Olive Garden Gift Cards are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain jump in the lake rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the recently-free-from-that-nagging-narcissist-of-a-wife Jon Gosselin."
FluffyChicky said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one defective push-up bra to give to my beatnik poetry soiree."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pea-green of their chubby big toes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me tasty toenail pie."
Paul Revere said: "The pilfered office chairs are bloodsucking!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my goose-stepping nun large so the king could read it without his senior citizens afflicted with irritable bowel syndrome."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All obese Elvis impersonators are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain waspish rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of overly-large back zit."
Millie said...
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the silver of their nerve endings."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me Crapperware bowls."
Paul Revere said: "The cats with pants are walking around like crackheads!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my AAA card large so the king could read it without his weird hair dye jobs."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All people who pee on trees even if they're just in the backyard are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain crud-covered rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of upper lip stench."
Friday, June 19, 2009
Fourth of July
Every year on the (number)th of (month), we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our (adjective) (noun). Many (adjective) citizens observe Independence (noun) by hanging their (noun) from a window or by running it up a/an (adjective) pole. Most (plural noun) spend this holiday at home with family and (plural noun) or visit national (plural noun) or (adjective) beaches. Food as American as apple (noun), hamburgers, and corn on the (noun) are traditional holiday (noun). And in the evening, there are displays of (plural noun), such as Roman (plural noun), shooting (plural noun), and (adjective) rockets that (adverb) (verb) the sky. A word of caution: Do not use (plural noun) unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable (noun).
Millie said...
Every year on the 12.832th of January, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our belching like a commoner Michael Jackson fan. Many soundly slapped citizens observe Independence Fan Blade by hanging their elbow fat piercing from a window or by running it up a thickheaded pole. Most meeses spend this holiday at home with family and stray eyebrows or visit national bolognas or bean-eating beaches. Food as American as apple kitty lick, hamburgers, and corn on the oven splotch are traditional holiday lover-not-a-fighter. And in the evening, there are displays of floor sweepins, such as Roman jumper straps, shooting twinkie-weiner sandwiches, and sweet sixteen and never been kissed rockets that face-makingly shake the sky all night long. A word of caution: Do not use bunny pellets unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable big loud gong.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Every year on the 8,675,309th of February, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our chocolicious bra with perfect band-fit but cups a smidge too big. Many empty citizens observe Independence Past-Due Notice by hanging their old Halloween costume that's been banished to the dress-up bin from a window or by running it up a closed-minded pole. Most spoons spend this holiday at home with family and hair bows or visit national "The Bachelorette" Bachelors that didn't get a rose or so-loud-blood-pours-from-your-ears beaches. Food as American as apple Brett Michaels' broken nose, hamburgers, and corn on the sink full of dirty dishes are traditional holiday half-price Sonic Slushie. And in the evening, there are displays of tubes of Chapstick, such as Roman facebook quiz junkies, shooting out-of-work Katie Couric impersonators, and high as an elephant's eye rockets that finger-lickin-ly contemplate the sky. A word of caution: Do not use "Scrapbookers Anonymous" support group attendees unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable webcam.
Klin said...
Every year on the 40th of July, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our puddled nose picker. Many shiny citizens observe Independence Cute Puppy by hanging their soft kitty from a window or by running it up a crazy pole. Most gazillions of Legos spend this holiday at home with family and bags of apples or visit national soccer balls or long-lasting beaches. Food as American as apple wedding dress, hamburgers, and corn on the studly man are traditional holiday 5-gallon bucket. And in the evening, there are displays of boxes and boxes of books, such as Roman types of salads, shooting decisions-decisions, and too many rockets that lazily build the sky. A word of caution: Do not use boxes of toys unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable green apple.
Millie said...
Every year on the 12.832th of January, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our belching like a commoner Michael Jackson fan. Many soundly slapped citizens observe Independence Fan Blade by hanging their elbow fat piercing from a window or by running it up a thickheaded pole. Most meeses spend this holiday at home with family and stray eyebrows or visit national bolognas or bean-eating beaches. Food as American as apple kitty lick, hamburgers, and corn on the oven splotch are traditional holiday lover-not-a-fighter. And in the evening, there are displays of floor sweepins, such as Roman jumper straps, shooting twinkie-weiner sandwiches, and sweet sixteen and never been kissed rockets that face-makingly shake the sky all night long. A word of caution: Do not use bunny pellets unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable big loud gong.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Every year on the 8,675,309th of February, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our chocolicious bra with perfect band-fit but cups a smidge too big. Many empty citizens observe Independence Past-Due Notice by hanging their old Halloween costume that's been banished to the dress-up bin from a window or by running it up a closed-minded pole. Most spoons spend this holiday at home with family and hair bows or visit national "The Bachelorette" Bachelors that didn't get a rose or so-loud-blood-pours-from-your-ears beaches. Food as American as apple Brett Michaels' broken nose, hamburgers, and corn on the sink full of dirty dishes are traditional holiday half-price Sonic Slushie. And in the evening, there are displays of tubes of Chapstick, such as Roman facebook quiz junkies, shooting out-of-work Katie Couric impersonators, and high as an elephant's eye rockets that finger-lickin-ly contemplate the sky. A word of caution: Do not use "Scrapbookers Anonymous" support group attendees unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable webcam.
Klin said...
Every year on the 40th of July, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our puddled nose picker. Many shiny citizens observe Independence Cute Puppy by hanging their soft kitty from a window or by running it up a crazy pole. Most gazillions of Legos spend this holiday at home with family and bags of apples or visit national soccer balls or long-lasting beaches. Food as American as apple wedding dress, hamburgers, and corn on the studly man are traditional holiday 5-gallon bucket. And in the evening, there are displays of boxes and boxes of books, such as Roman types of salads, shooting decisions-decisions, and too many rockets that lazily build the sky. A word of caution: Do not use boxes of toys unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable green apple.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Letter From An American In Paris
Dear (adjective) (person in room),
I am having a/an (adjective) time here in Paris. I spend every day (adverb) visiting museums, monuments and (plural noun). Yesterday I went to the (person's name) Tower, which is located on the river (noun). Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "(silly word)." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de (a last name) by Leonardo da (Italian word). The center of Paris is called the Place of the (noun) and is always filled with thousands of (plural noun), all taking photographs of each other and of the many French (plural noun). The food at the Paris restaurants is (adjective). I have already eaten (adjective) snails and duck a la (a fruit). I plan to come to (a city) again next year and hope you can (verb).
Millie said...
Dear accidentally rototilled Fly Eyes Florinda,
I am having a garbage can lid-clanging time here in Paris. I spend every day spasmodically visiting museums, monuments and maple syrup drips. Yesterday I went to the Slapped Sideways Seymour Tower, which is located on the river naughty neighbor. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Ha-cha-cha-cha." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Nederlander by Leonardo da Prosciutto. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Whip-like Flagellum and is always filled with thousands of elbow ridges, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French corduroy pillows. The food at the Paris restaurants is roasted gently so the flames won't hurt. I have already eaten chartreuse snails and duck a la kiwi. I plan to come to Poison Spider, Wyoming again next year and hope you can belch the alphabet.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear sinister Benjamin Linus, The Lying Liar who Lies about Lying and his Lies,
I am having a masochistic time here in Paris. I spend every day freakishly visiting museums, monuments and greasy grimey gopher guts. Yesterday I went to the Grizelda Thurberger Tower, which is located on the river 24 pack Diet Dr Pepper. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Schnikies." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Rockafeller by Leonardo da Spumoni. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Photo Printer and is always filled with thousands of dead cell phone batteries, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French ponytail holders. The food at the Paris restaurants is entertaining. I have already eaten glib snails and duck a la guava. I plan to come to Joe, MT again next year and hope you can squirt.
Klin said...
Dear altered Wiggling Wiggly Worm,
I am having an annoyed time here in Paris. I spend every day astonishingly visiting museums, monuments and goober packed eyes. Yesterday I went to the Brunhilda Thuttlebump Tower, which is located on the river track hoe fascinated boy. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "fritterized." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Alderoon by Leonardo da Finnochio. The center of Paris is called the Place of the One Track Mind and is always filled with thousands of crunchy juicy apples, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French gray skies. The food at the Paris restaurants is elastic. I have already eaten juicy snails and duck a la banana. I plan to come to New Orleans again next year and hope you can crock-pot.
FluffyChicky said...
Dear glow-in-the-dark Naughty Nurse Nancy and her medical school “anatomy” books,
I am having a funky time here in Paris. I spend every day hair-raisingly visiting museums, monuments and Grandma Fogerty’s half-used tubes of hemorrhoid ointment. Yesterday I went to the Spanky Heinz Tower, which is located on the river epidermis. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "flibbertigibbet." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de La Rue by Leonardo da Cannoli. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Wheelchair with One Squeaky Wheel and is always filled with thousands of tap-dancing pigeons, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French kitty pancakes. The food at the Paris restaurants is gooberific. I have already eaten slap-happy snails and duck a la cantaloupe. I plan to come to Dead Jackalope Gulch, New Mexico again next year and hope you can flip-out.
I am having a/an (adjective) time here in Paris. I spend every day (adverb) visiting museums, monuments and (plural noun). Yesterday I went to the (person's name) Tower, which is located on the river (noun). Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "(silly word)." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de (a last name) by Leonardo da (Italian word). The center of Paris is called the Place of the (noun) and is always filled with thousands of (plural noun), all taking photographs of each other and of the many French (plural noun). The food at the Paris restaurants is (adjective). I have already eaten (adjective) snails and duck a la (a fruit). I plan to come to (a city) again next year and hope you can (verb).
Millie said...
Dear accidentally rototilled Fly Eyes Florinda,
I am having a garbage can lid-clanging time here in Paris. I spend every day spasmodically visiting museums, monuments and maple syrup drips. Yesterday I went to the Slapped Sideways Seymour Tower, which is located on the river naughty neighbor. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Ha-cha-cha-cha." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Nederlander by Leonardo da Prosciutto. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Whip-like Flagellum and is always filled with thousands of elbow ridges, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French corduroy pillows. The food at the Paris restaurants is roasted gently so the flames won't hurt. I have already eaten chartreuse snails and duck a la kiwi. I plan to come to Poison Spider, Wyoming again next year and hope you can belch the alphabet.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear sinister Benjamin Linus, The Lying Liar who Lies about Lying and his Lies,
I am having a masochistic time here in Paris. I spend every day freakishly visiting museums, monuments and greasy grimey gopher guts. Yesterday I went to the Grizelda Thurberger Tower, which is located on the river 24 pack Diet Dr Pepper. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Schnikies." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Rockafeller by Leonardo da Spumoni. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Photo Printer and is always filled with thousands of dead cell phone batteries, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French ponytail holders. The food at the Paris restaurants is entertaining. I have already eaten glib snails and duck a la guava. I plan to come to Joe, MT again next year and hope you can squirt.
Klin said...
Dear altered Wiggling Wiggly Worm,
I am having an annoyed time here in Paris. I spend every day astonishingly visiting museums, monuments and goober packed eyes. Yesterday I went to the Brunhilda Thuttlebump Tower, which is located on the river track hoe fascinated boy. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "fritterized." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Alderoon by Leonardo da Finnochio. The center of Paris is called the Place of the One Track Mind and is always filled with thousands of crunchy juicy apples, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French gray skies. The food at the Paris restaurants is elastic. I have already eaten juicy snails and duck a la banana. I plan to come to New Orleans again next year and hope you can crock-pot.
FluffyChicky said...
Dear glow-in-the-dark Naughty Nurse Nancy and her medical school “anatomy” books,
I am having a funky time here in Paris. I spend every day hair-raisingly visiting museums, monuments and Grandma Fogerty’s half-used tubes of hemorrhoid ointment. Yesterday I went to the Spanky Heinz Tower, which is located on the river epidermis. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "flibbertigibbet." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de La Rue by Leonardo da Cannoli. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Wheelchair with One Squeaky Wheel and is always filled with thousands of tap-dancing pigeons, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French kitty pancakes. The food at the Paris restaurants is gooberific. I have already eaten slap-happy snails and duck a la cantaloupe. I plan to come to Dead Jackalope Gulch, New Mexico again next year and hope you can flip-out.
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