How To Do That New Dance, the Monstrosity

Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot (adverb) to the side. Now stamp your right foot (number) times and put your hands on your partner's (plural noun). Next, you both (verb) slowly to the right and bend your (part of the body) backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you (verb) (adverb) to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your (plural noun) and slap your (plural noun) together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your (plural noun) together and shout, "(nonsense word)!" Now (verb) backward and repeat the whole thing (number) times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always (verb) the next one out.

Millie's son and daughter said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot tissue-pullingly to the side. Now stamp your right foot 23 times and put your hands on your partner's "Ugh" shouters. Next, you both barf slowly to the right and bend your elbow-pinchie backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you put fingers in a moving fan cat-lickingly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your annoying bells and slap your potato chips together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your butt slappers together and shout, "Shmeowzow!" Now lick an exhaust pipe backward and repeat the whole thing 57 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always cow-tip the next one out.

Heffalump said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot painstakingly to the side. Now stamp your right foot 77 times and put your hands on your partner's wildfires. Next, you both jiggle slowly to the right and bend your sacrum backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you spank shockingly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your jello-filled pools and slap your mannequins together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your prawns together and shout, "Sploink!" Now dance the electric slide backward and repeat the whole thing 6.2 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always irritate the next one out.