School Days

In honor of school starting this week...

Things were different when I went to school. First of all, we didn't have any (plural noun) to do our math for us. We would add columns of (plural noun) to other columns of (plural noun) to master addition. We had to sit (adverb) when the teacher lectured to us about American (noun) and English (noun). Every day at lunch we would eat a/an (an animal) sandwich, a (noun) and a glass of (liquid).

In Science lab, we dissected a/an (noun) and saw its (noun) and (noun). Some people got sick and (verb, past tense) when we did this. Sometimes we would have a (noun) show. Some of the students would (verb) to (noun) music, while others recited (plural noun). The best was when three boys juggled (plural noun) while turning (plural noun) and standing on their (part of body, plural).

Millie said...
Things were different when I went to school. First of all, we didn't have any pencil-neck geeks to do our math for us. We would add columns of Andrews Sisters to other columns of Queen fans to master addition. We had to sit outrageously when the teacher lectured to us about American bend and snap and English history major. Every day at lunch we would eat a gecko sandwich, a diphead and a glass of nostril sauce.

In Science lab, we dissected an obscene bumper sticker and saw its skylark and annoying lip twitch. Some people got sick and smirked when we did this. Sometimes we would have a coffee table crasher show. Some of the students would trip over nothing to halo wearer music, while others recited lightning rods. The best was when three boys juggled weird artists who smear themselves with chocolate onstage while turning kitty eyes and standing on their arm waddle.

Heffalump said...
Things were different when I went to school. First of all, we didn't have any mops to do our math for us. We would add columns of brooms to other columns of latex gloves to master addition. We had to sit with attention to detail when the teacher lectured to us about American duster and English lemon Pledge. Every day at lunch we would eat a guinea pig sandwich, a rag and a glass of glass cleaner.

In Science lab, we dissected Lysol and saw its bleach and squeegee. Some people got sick and scrubbed when we did this. Sometimes we would have a spray bottle show. Some of the students would polish to gum scraper music, while others recited detergents. The best was when three boys juggled janitors while turning trash cans and standing on their fingernails.