Club Meeting

It’s a pleasure to see so many (adjective) members of our (noun) Club here this evening. I would like to thank (name of host or hostess) for allowing us to meet here in this (adjective) home. At our last meeting, you will remember, (name of woman in room) spoke to us about her experiences among the (plural noun) of Central Mexico. This evening (name of man in room) has promised to play a few selections on his (noun). And (a celebrity) will show us how he converted an old (noun) into a beautiful (noun). Later, (name of woman in room) will show us her new (noun) and tell us where we can get the materials to make one. Afterwards we will retire to the (adjective) (noun) for some (adjective) refreshments.

Millie said...
It’s a pleasure to see so many distracted-by-dust-motes members of our Annoying Soup Slurp Club here this evening. I would like to thank the Commander for allowing us to meet here in this ingenious home. At our last meeting, you will remember, Madge spoke to us about her experiences among the rancid pork chops of Central Mexico. This evening Angry Elf has promised to play a few selections on his runaway hog. And Craig Slist will show us how he converted an old cookie-crammer into a beautiful pew. Later, Consuelo will show us her new fishnet stocking and tell us where we can get the materials to make one. Afterwards we will retire to the threaded-through-belt-loops special brownie for some carrot-eating refreshments.

Heffalump said...
It’s a pleasure to see so many perspiring members of our Roulette Wheel Club here this evening. I would like to thank Mildred for allowing us to meet here in this conspiring home. At our last meeting, you will remember, Veronica spoke to us about her experiences among the Korean glass noodles of Central Mexico. This evening Clyde has promised to play a few selections on his beachfront property. And Jillian from the Biggest Loser will show us how she converted an old ballistic missile into a beautiful army engineer. Later, Patsy will show us her new spanking machine and tell us where we can get the materials to make one. Afterwards we will retire to the retiring peach cobbler for some inflexible refreshments.