Fourth of July

Every year on the (number)th of (month), we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our (adjective) (noun). Many (adjective) citizens observe Independence Day by hanging their (noun) from a window or by running it up a/an (adjective) pole. Most (plural noun) spend this holiday at home with family and (plural noun) or visit national (plural noun) or (adjective) beaches. Food as American as apple (noun), hamburgers, and corn on the (noun) are traditional holiday (noun). And in the evening, there are displays of (plural noun), such as Roman (plural noun), shooting (plural noun), and (adjective) rockets that (adverb) (verb) the sky. A word of caution: Do not use (plural noun) unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable (noun).

Heffalump said...
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Klin said...
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Millie said...
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