Travel Suggestion

If you're looking for a place to spend a/an (adjective) honeymoon, think of (adjective) Mexico. There, under a brilliant, (adjective) sky, you and your (adjective) bride can spend hours inspecting the quaint (plural noun) and the ancient Aztec (plural noun). You will be fascinated by the (adjective) customs of the natives. In the evening, you can retire to the local (noun) which is what the Mexicans call their "(noun)", and watch the famous (noun) dance called the "(noun)". Hotels there have all (adjective) conveniences, including (adjective) water, (adjective) air conditioning, and (adjective) service. The rates are also very (adjective). In a few days, you and your bride will be lolling on the (noun), just like the (adjective) natives.

Millie said...
If you're looking for a place to spend a nonplussed honeymoon, think of roadkill-roasting Mexico. There, under a brilliant, puce sky, you and your scurrilous bride can spend hours inspecting the quaint escaped salamanders and the ancient Aztec Twix wrappers. You will be fascinated by the "Zippadee-ay"-shouting customs of the natives. In the evening, you can retire to the local possessed pacemaker which is what the Mexicans call their "ruler-wielding nun," and watch the famous foast pork dance called the "fruit-filled donut." Hotels there have all narwhalish conveniences, including armpit-hair-sporting water, frantically-looking-for-a-restroom air conditioning, and Church nursery-scented service. The rates are also very not so fresh. In a few days, you and your bride will be lolling on the surrey with the fringe on top, just like the slapped often natives.

Heffalump said...
If you're looking for a place to spend a black and white honeymoon, think of scream-inducing Mexico. There, under a brilliant, chocolate-spattered sky, you and your feeling-like-someone-is-watching bride can spend hours inspecting the quaint eye-pecking birds and the ancient Aztec Michael Jackson's backup dancers from the Thriller video. You will be fascinated by the gore-covered customs of the natives. In the evening, you can retire to the local victim which is what the Mexicans call their "rusty surgical tool," and watch the famous cemetery dance called the "mental patient." Hotels there have all spine-tingling conveniences, including zombie-like water, smells-like-a-fresh-grave air conditioning, and rotting service. The rates are also very chainsaw-wielding. In a few days, you and your bride will be lolling on the secret room under the stairs, just like the stupid-enough-to-walk-into-the-dark-basement-alone natives.