Bird Watching and Vice Versa

Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of (plural noun). Our (adjective) feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the (adjective) oriole, which builds its nest in (noun) trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "(funny noise)." Then the male and female get together and (verb). Later, the female lays (number) eggs. Isn't that (adjective)? Another fascinating bird is the (adjective)-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your (noun), and eat out of your (plural noun). Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested (noun), the (adjective)-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied (adjective) sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!

Heffalump said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of pigs in blankets. Our syrup-covered feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the sugar sprinkled oriole, which builds its nest in pancake trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "Aaaoooooga!" Then the male and female get together and flip. Later, the female lays 13 eggs. Isn't that well done? Another fascinating bird is the over easy-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your waffle, and eat out of your bacon strips. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested fried egg, the special-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied browned sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!

Millie said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of panic attacks. Our girlfriend-hiding feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the dimpled oriole, which builds its nest in dial-a-cat trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "spelunk." Then the male and female get together and drop-kick. Later, the female lays 276 eggs. Isn't that constipated on macaroni? Another fascinating bird is the rancid-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your dipwad, and eat out of your gift baskets. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested loaded for bear, the tuna-sniffing-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied fat sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!