New Year's Resolutions 2010

1. I, (name of person in room), will (verb) every day at the gym for at least (number) minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only (number) servings of (noun).
3. I will watch only (adjective) television shows.
4. I will tell (name of person in room) that I think he/she is a/an (adjective) (noun).
5. I will ask my boss for a/an (number)-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a/an (adjective) personality.
7. I will take my (noun) to (noun) at least once a month.
8. I will (verb) one book every (number) weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least (number) pounds.
10. I will return the (adjective) (plural noun) I borrowed from (person in room).
11. I will get on a (noun) and only spend (number) dollars a month.

Millie said...
1. I, Raunchmouth Rhonda, will sprint for the bathroom every day at the gym for at least 237 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 17 servings of breaded fried goldfish.
3. I will watch only zippered television shows.
4. I will tell Shirtless Sheila that I think she is a has-her-mouth-duct-taped-shut pen lid stuck in the printer.
5. I will ask my boss for a 45-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have an agnostic personality.
7. I will take my cod cake to a pantsed and swirlied freshman at least once a month.
8. I will goose one book every 8 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 1.23872 pounds.
10. I will return the living-in-a-dresser angry bees I borrowed from Incredibly Bulky Brad.
11. I will get on a kettlekorn syrup drip and only spend pi-r squared dollars a month.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter said...
1. I, Hillary Clinton, will grow every day at the gym for at least 8,675,309 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 1,984 servings of celery root.
3. I will watch only verbose television shows.
4. I will tell Nancy Pelosi that I think she is a bewildered Nintendo DSi.
5. I will ask my boss for a 9-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a weary personality.
7. I will take my Mint Milano Cookie to the carpet cleaner at least once a month.
8. I will snore at one book every 8 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 3.14159 pounds.
10. I will return the apprehensive pepperoni slices I borrowed from Sarah Palin.
11. I will get on a Fisher Price Nativity Set and only spend 815 dollars a month.

Klin said...
1. I, Squirt, will poop every day at the gym for at least 10 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 1 serving of The Mall.
3. I will watch only anxiously waiting television shows.
4. I will tell Coco that I think she is a shivering & shaking whiteout snowstorm.
5. I will ask my boss for a 989-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a fortified with iron personality.
7. I will take my buggy baby bunting to the annoying telephone at least once a month.
8. I will kiss one book every 75 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 129 pounds.
10. I will return the loaded with delicious fattening vehicles off the side of the road I borrowed from Sox.
11. I will get on a 120 count crayola crayon box and only spend 29 dollars a month.