Lost and Found

LOST: Dog. A black and (adjective) Cocker (noun) with deep brown (part of body, plural) and a very (adjective) tail. Answers to the name of (person's first name).

LOST: A solid gold (noun) with a/an (adverb) carved wooden (noun) hanging from it. Reward of 50 (plural noun) for the return of this (adjective) heirloom.

LOST: Seven (type of vegetable) diamond (noun) with a sterling (noun) clasp. Gift from (adjective) Grandmother. Owner is (part of body) broken. Generous (noun) offered upon return.

FOUND: A/an (adjective) elephant in my (verb ending in ING) pool. He has (adjective) marks on his hide, a short (noun), and a very (adjective) trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and (noun)!

Klin said...
LOST: Dog. A black and creamy Cocker creamy body wash with deep brown ear lobes and a very luxurious tail. Answers to the name of Gustav.

LOST: A solid gold luxurious bubble bath with an especially carved wooden hot & spicy a-meat-a-ball hanging from it. Reward of 50 loaded-with-lead-backpacks for the return of this scorching hot heirloom.

LOST: Seven-cheese-crusted broccoli diamond smelly old sneaker with a sterling red & shiny nose clasp. Gift from sleek & sassy Grandmother. Owner is swollen uvula-broken. Generous scaly and nasty rash offered upon return.

FOUND: A crispy crunchy elephant in my playing pool. He has dirty crusty marks on his hide, a short sicky girl, and a very smelly old trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and annoying boy!

Millie said...
LOST: Dog. A black and sock-chewing Cocker twaddle-twaddle with deep brown pancreases and a very dripping with goo tail. Answers to the name of Willow.

LOST: A solid gold wee wee wigwam with a boot-squeakingly carved wooden runaway train (never coming back) hanging from it. Reward of 50 antis for the return of this evilly chuckling heirloom.

LOST: Seven-kohlrabi diamond itchy trigger finger with a sterling delightful old woman who smells like cookies clasp. Gift from charmeuse Grandmother. Owner is elbow chub-broken. Generous peep show offered upon return.

FOUND: A slapped hard on Fridays elephant in my panty-raiding pool. He has leer-heavy marks on his hide, a short ruffle butt onesie, and a very pejorative trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and circumstantial evidence!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter said...
LOST: Dog. A black and sloppy Cocker Wii Mii with deep brown incisors and a very mushy tail. Answers to the name of Nervous Nellie.

LOST: A solid gold surprise announcement with a gingerly carved wooden cable guy hanging from it. Reward of 50 cow patties for the return of this sagging heirloom.

LOST: Seven-okra diamond dirty underwear with a sterling 44 oz Diet Coke clasp. Gift from befuddled Grandmother. Owner is patella-broken. Generous President Obama's Inauguration Commemorative Plate offered upon return.

FOUND: A verbose elephant in my defriending pool. He has egomaniacal marks on his hide, short David Hasslehoff's hair, and a very putrid trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and Gong Show reject!

Dave said...
LOST: Dog. A black and sharp Cocker sword with deep brown ear hairs and a very homely tail. Answers to the name of Paul.

LOST: A solid gold therapist with a floatingly carved wooden pen hanging from it. Reward of 50 anemones for the return of this enigmatic heirloom.

LOST: Seven-rutabaga diamond album cover with a sterling taco cat clasp. Gift from psychedelic Grandmother. Owner is thumb knuckle-broken. Generous fish offered upon return.

FOUND: A palindromic elephant in my mocking pool. He has tasty marks on his hide, a short program, and a very tricky trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and boss!

FluffyChicky says...
LOST: Dog. A black and green Cocker man boobs with deep brown buttocks and a very blindingly ugly tail. Answers to the name of Mervin.

LOST: A solid gold jilted Viking princess with a skankily carved wooden Rex Harrison wannabe hanging from it. Reward of 50 large albino Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor for the return of this flabby heirloom.

LOST: Seven-overly ripe radish diamond Marty Feldman’s crazy eyes with a sterling chum filled bathtub clasp. Gift from in-your-face Grandmother. Owner is pus-filled hangnail-broken. Generous hemorrhoid ointment offered upon return.

FOUND: An odorous elephant in my plucking pool. He has foppish marks on his hide, a short discarded prosthetic arm, and a very patronizing trunk. Please come and get him. He's eating me out of house and previously occupied coffin!