(That's the name of the Mad Lib we did - lest there be any confusion.)
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot (adverb) to the side. Now stamp your right foot (number) times and put your hands on your partner's (plural noun). Next, you both (verb) slowly to the right and bend your (part of the body) backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you (verb) (adverb) to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your (plural noun) and slap your (plural noun) together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your (plural noun) together and shout, "(nonsense word)!" Now (verb) backward and repeat the whole thing (number) times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always (verb) the next one out.
Rachael said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot hysterically to the side. Now stamp your right foot four times and put your hands on your partner's telemarketers that aren’t “really” telemarketers. Next, you both run slowly to the right and bend your mole hair backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you squat mysteriously to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your food from the movie theater floor and slap your pieces of chewed up gum together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your baby vomit crusties together and shout, "Piddlypoo!" Now lounge backward and repeat the whole thing twenty times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always cry the next one out.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot secretly to the side. Now stamp your right foot 815 times and put your hands on your partner's baby monkeys. Next, you both hunt slowly to the right and bend your uvula backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you snore unwillingly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your empty KitKat wrappers and slap your dillusional Hillary Clinton supporters together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your imitation Indiana Jones whips together and shout, "Stinker-rinker!" Now giggle backward and repeat the whole thing 8,675,309 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always give-up the next one out.
Klin said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot secretly to the side. Now stamp your right foot 315,928 times and put your hands on your partner's baskets of towels to fold. Next, you both run out of time slowly to the right and bend your splitting cuticles backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you act so very excited wildly to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your tons of garbage to dump and slap your walls to paint together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your houses to sell together and shout, "Ba-dump-ump!" Now get wet in the rain backward and repeat the whole thing seven times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always fold the next one out.
Elasticwaistband Lady said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot lustily to the side. Now stamp your right foot 8675309 times and put your hands on your partner's half-eaten vienna sausage sandwiches. Next, you both ankle-bite slowly to the right and bend your Angie's phalanges backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you leg-spread dorkily to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your wonder woman underoos and slap your pillows stuffed full of dryer lint together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your short hairs together and shout, "Shimmyshimmycocopops!" Now potion-drink backward and repeat the whole thing 25 or 6 to 4 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always Exorcist head-spin the next one out.
Suzanne said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot sneakily to the side. Now stamp your right foot 815 times and put your hands on your partner's boogers. Next, you both skip slowly to the right and bend your nasal passages backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you jump sparsely to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your skateboards and slap your whistles together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your cameras together and shout, "Gobbley goop!" Now leap backward and repeat the whole thing 8675309 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always roll the next one out.
Sharon said...
Here's how you do the Monstrosity. First, stand with your feet together. Now move your left foot crookedly to the side. Now stamp your right foot twelve and a half times and put your hands on your partner's insurance papers. Next, you both frolic slowly to the right and bend your retina backward. Now for the next eight counts, both of you paint anxiously to the left. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your shelves and slap your water bottles together. Don't forget to keep stamping your right foot. Now face your partner again, put your short hairs together and shout, "Fiddle-faddle!" Now dig backward and repeat the whole thing 80 times. If you feel that you can't learn this dance, you can always pay the next one out.
