Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of (plural noun). Our (adjective) feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the (adjective) oriole, which builds its nest in (noun) trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "(funny noise)." Then the male and female get together and (verb). Later, the female lays (number) eggs. Isn't that (adjective)? Another fascinating bird is the (adjective)-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your (noun), and eat out of your (plural noun). Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested (noun), the (adjective)-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied (adjective) sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Heffalump said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of aardvarks. Our stomach-churning feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the muddy oriole, which builds its nest in flea circus trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "Aaaaooooggggaaaa!" Then the male and female get together and decompose. Later, the female lays 77 eggs. Isn't that agorophobic? Another fascinating bird is the slimy-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your vending machine, and eat out of your libraries. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested post office, the glowing-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied bizarre sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Glittersmama said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of buckets. Our cheap feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the fast oriole, which builds its nest in passport trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "phlbbbbt." Then the male and female get together and sleep. Later, the female lays 4 eggs. Isn't that smelly? Another fascinating bird is the chocolatey-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your paper, and eat out of your telephones. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested stapler, the carbonated-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied wet sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Hugh Jybahl said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of prickly prickly hedgehogs. Our honeybucket-frequenting feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the obsessed-with-ramen oriole, which builds its nest in cheese nugget trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "RAWWWWRRERIWEIRIEIWEIRIE." Then the male and female get together and snarf down taquitos. Later, the female lays 235487923847 eggs. Isn't that grease-oozing? Another fascinating bird is the horsefaced-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your recently-found armpit hair, and eat out of your crampy tongue muscles. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested forgotten Kleenex wad on the floor, the smells-like-duck-smut-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied sees-Virgin-Mary-everywhere sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Thornytreelady said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of buttons. Our heavy feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the hearty oriole, which builds its nest in Hannah Montana trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "eeehhhhhaaaaaaah." Then the male and female get together and drive. Later, the female lays 5 eggs. Isn't that hungry? Another fascinating bird is the hedonistic-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your as-yet-to-be-assembled baby quilt, and eat out of your T-bone steaks. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested frogurt, the hairy-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied hog-wild sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Sniffery Pitbeard said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of people who dress like their dogs. Our ear zit headache-having feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the angry and mobbing oriole, which builds its nest in crusty Maalox mustache trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: "rrrrrrrrrip." Then the male and female get together and sag to the knees. Later, the female lays 28 eggs. Isn't that evil chuckling? Another fascinating bird is the stretch mark loofahing-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your eyelid skin tag, and eat out of your wedgied pantaloons. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested cow udder massage, the amorous and obnoxious-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied always ashamed sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
Coconut Kate said...
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of rings. Our silly feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the funky oriole, which builds its nest in guest trees. Early in spring we hear the oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: " fffffftoooo-hoo." Then the male and female get together and roll. Later, the female lays 11 eggs. Isn't that long? Another fascinating bird is the totally awesome-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your moose, and eat out of your go-carts. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested ifish, the gnarly-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied bodacious sucker. Now that you know something about birds - get out there and watch!
