Smoking Cigarettes

Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes (type of disease). It is also bad for your (noun) and causes pains in the (part of the body). When mice and dogs were exposed to (adjective) cigarette smoke, they developed (person in room)’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal (plural noun) on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of (plural noun) advertising their (nasty adjective) product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and (plural noun) in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “(exclamation)!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only (plural noun) smoke.

Sketchy said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes toenail fungi. It is also bad for your human beatbox instruction blog and causes pains in the weird cracked callous on the back of my heel. When mice and dogs were exposed to unnavigatably cluttery cigarette smoke, they developed Nightstar the cat’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal nonworking ballpoint pens that just keep getting stuck back in the drawer just in case they write next time on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of stacks of video games that will never be replayed but must be kept, why? Just in case - advertising their “This basement is a mess!” product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and unfinished projects in the basement in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Why do we have all this crap!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only Costco size packs of toilet paper because you forgot you already had plenty and you got some just in case…twice… smoke.

Suzanne said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes measles. It is also bad for your polka dot and causes pains in the armpit. When mice and dogs were exposed to red cigarette smoke, they developed Santa Claus’ disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal bandaids on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of hiccups advertising their sticky product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and turtles in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Hallelujah!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only ladybugs smoke.

Rachael said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes foot in mouth disease. It is also bad for your melted crayon on the carpet and causes pains in the ingrown toenail. When mice and dogs were exposed to gangrene covered cigarette smoke, they developed Boogeyman’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal tonsils on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of old ladies who can’t see while driving cars advertising their moldy product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and geese in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Aye Carumba!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only all y’all’s moms smoke.

Jean Knee said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes gangrene. It is also bad for your biggest green booger and causes pains in the armpit. When mice and dogs were exposed to exceedingly funky smelling cigarette smoke, they developed Crazy Tom Cruise’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal garbanzo beans on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of fried chickens advertising their oozing product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and fermented apricots in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Crap!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only tae kown do champions smoke.

ThornyTreeLady said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder. It is also bad for your Pokemon “PsyudoWoodo” Doll and causes pains in the uvula. When mice and dogs were exposed to inconsequential cigarette smoke, they developed Nicholas Cage’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal Nikon cameras on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of Comic Con attendees advertising their uncongenial product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and Beach Boys tribute bands in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Holy Schnikies!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only powerless batteries smoke.

Powerhouse said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes cancer. It is also bad for your Pikachu and causes pains in the collar bone. When mice and dogs were exposed to stinky cigarette smoke, they developed my best friend Sam’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal pens on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of campfires advertising their gross product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and zombies in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Holy Crap!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only cute babies smoke.

Klin said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes psoriasis. It is also bad for your Country Time Lemonade and causes pains in the skin tag hangy down thingy. When mice and dogs were exposed to foamy cigarette smoke, they developed Klin’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal half-melted candles on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of worn-out flip flops advertising their mucusy product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and ridiculous movies in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “What the Peaches and Cream!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only smelly boy shoes smoke.

Elasticwaistbandlady said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes chronic crusty crotch rot. It is also bad for your Kelly Ripa voodoo doll and causes pains in the big fibbin fibber fibula. When mice and dogs were exposed to peeling like Chinese chef Pee-Ling cigarette smoke, they developed Engelbert Humperdinck And His Lips Of Wrath’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal expired tubes of lube on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of giant bazonga chimichangas advertising their greasier than Greasy Bob’s greasy back product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and Wrinkly Chuck’s nunchucks in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only Miss Haversham’s Spiderweb Cakes smoke.

Tori said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes herpes. It is also bad for your ice and causes pains in the armpit. When mice and dogs were exposed to hairy cigarette smoke, they developed Tori’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal cats on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of floors advertising their rotting product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and cactuses in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Holy Crap!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only speakers smoke.

Mindyluwho said…
Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes elephantiasis. It is also bad for your red bonnet and causes pains in the pinkie toe. When mice and dogs were exposed to crunchy cigarette smoke, they developed Little Red Riding Hood’s disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal quilts on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of chalkboards advertising their festering product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and hairy bearded men in your lungs. This will make you cough and say, “Yikes!” Don’t smoke cigarettes. Remember, only sheer curtains smoke.