Stacy's Bridal Shower

I wrote this for my cousin's kitchen-themed shower. :)

Welcome, (adjective) family and friends, to Stacy's wedding shower. We all wish her and Michael a very (adjective) marriage with many happy (plural noun) to come. One thing you might not know about Stacy is that her favorite food is (a food), especially if it has (an animal) in it. She first tasted it at a/an (adjective) Smith family reunion held in (a location) and hasn't stopped eating it since. Usually she eats it with a (color) (adjective) salad and some (adverb) (verb, past tense) bread. Yes, it's a/an (adjective) family tradition. It's prepared by (verb ending in ING) the juice of a (a fruit) and mixing it in a (noun) full of mashed (food). Then it's baked in a (number)-degree oven for (number) minutes. It's made by using several important utensils, such as the (kitchen utensil), the (kitchen utensil) and a/an (adjective) (noun). You can substitute a (noun) in a pinch, but this is not recommended as things might get a little too (adjective). At any rate, we wish Stacy many (adjective) adventures in her (room of the house) and great times in her kitchen! We love you Stace!

Klin said...
Welcome, stormy family and friends, to Stacy's wedding shower. We all wish her and Michael a very zesty marriage with many happy days to come. One thing you might not know about Stacy is that her favorite food is Rice Krispie treats, especially if it has crab in it. She first tasted it at a pixie-like Smith family reunion held at San Diego Zoo and hasn't stopped eating it since. Usually she eats it with an orange hard-as-nails salad and some utterly shocked bread. Yes, it's a crazed family tradition. It's prepared by playing the juice of a banana and mixing it in a dog crate full of mashed peanut butter and jam sandwiches. Then it's baked in a 36-degree oven for 29 minutes. It's made by using several important utensils, such as the whisk, the cutting knife and an orange umbrella. You can substitute a pen in a pinch, but this is not recommended as things might get a little too hyper. At any rate, we wish Stacy many obnoxious adventures in her master closet and great times in her kitchen! We love you Stace!

Millie said...
Welcome, bongo-playing family and friends, to Stacy's wedding shower. We all wish her and Michael a very shrimpish marriage with many happy toenail clippers to come. One thing you might not know about Stacy is that her favorite food is Cheerios, especially if it has a mud wasp in it. She first tasted it at a twisted and evil Smith family reunion held in the backyard and hasn't stopped eating it since. Usually she eats it with a sky blue wibble-wobbling salad and some coercingly swatted bread. Yes, it's a sarcastically laughing family tradition. It's prepared by gesturing to the juice of a kumquat and mixing it in a Nintendo DS full of mashed mandarin oranges. Then it's baked in a 273-degree oven for pi minutes. It's made by using several important utensils, such as the melon baller, the paper towel holder and a drippy-pitted questionable cottage cheese. You can substitute a Yahtzee game in a pinch, but this is not recommended as things might get a little too regular and happy about it. At any rate, we wish Stacy many chartreuse adventures in her broom closet and great times in her kitchen! We love you Stace!

Heffalump said...
Welcome, gyrating family and friends, to Stacy's wedding shower. We all wish her and Michael a very sympathetic marriage with many happy stilettos to come. One thing you might not know about Stacy is that her favorite food is mini quiche, especially if it has bengal tiger in it. She first tasted it at a green with envy Smith family reunion held in Calvin and Hobbes' treehouse and hasn't stopped eating it since. Usually she eats it with a fuschia spade-like salad and some despairingly pranced bread. Yes, it's a maximized family tradition. It's prepared by leaping over the juice of a kumquat and mixing it in a gorilla glue full of mashed escargot. Then it's baked in a .173-degree oven for 7568 minutes. It's made by using several important utensils, such as the corn cob holder, the egg slicer and a nimble pony. You can substitute a strawberry shortcake in a pinch, but this is not recommended as things might get a little too over the top. At any rate, we wish Stacy many demonstrative adventures in her secret lab and great times in her kitchen! We love you Stace!