Easter

Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the (plural noun) get (number) weeks off. The (adjective) teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the (noun). Others get outside and play (a game), while more ambitious students spend their time studying their (adjective) books so they will grow up to become (plural noun). Little kids also color (adjective) eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of (adjective) dye in a bowl full of (liquid). Then dip the (noun) in the bowl and rinse it off with (liquid). Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a/an (adjective) egg!"

Heffalump said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the hedgehogs get 8.73 weeks off. The gregarious teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the tour guide. Others get outside and play Break the Safe, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their sparkly books so they will grow up to become shoe horns. Little kids also color liver-spotted eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of swirly-warranting dye in a bowl full of hand lotion. Then dip the crop duster in the bowl and rinse it off with carbonated spinach juice. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a boss egg!"

Klin said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the mountains get 44 weeks off. The fuschia teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the Jeep. Others get outside and play Double Dutch Jump Rope, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their flirty books so they will grow up to become babies. Little kids also color fast eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of silent dye in a bowl full of Clorox Bleach. Then dip the Rock in the bowl and rinse it off with apple juice. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a happy egg!"

Millie said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the palm fronds get 835 weeks off. The sniffing repeatedly teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the scalp scab. Others get outside and play Button, Button, Who's Got the Button?, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their obsessed with Scotland books so they will grow up to become seaweed jumpropes. Little kids also color red-blinking eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of caterpillar-resembling dye in a bowl full of snot. Then dip the light bulb in the bowl and rinse it off with grenadine. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a mustachioed egg!"