Ireland

Ireland is a beautiful, green island lying directly west of (place). In 250 B.C., Ireland was inhabited by short, dark (plural noun) who were later called "Picts." They intermarried with (adjective) Vikings and with Celts who were (plural noun) from Northern Europe. In 1846, a blight ruined the (noun) crop in Ireland and over a million Irishmen migrated to the United States. Many of their descendants have become very important American (plural noun).

The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish (plural noun) are Smiling," "Did Your (noun) Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's (noun)."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, (place), and buy Irish linen (plural noun), and see the beautiful (plural noun) and lakes.

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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Annoying Noise-making Mothers are Smiling," "Did Your Week-old Depends Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Kitty Winker Perfume."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Undie Stain Steam-Cleaning Factory, and buy Irish linen gerbil tank tops, and see the beautiful naughty baby snot bubbles and lakes.

Heffalump said...
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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish Fairies are Smiling," "Did Your Magical Sword Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Alternate Dimension."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Neverland, and buy Irish linen zombies, and see the beautiful gargoyles and lakes.

Klin said...
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The Irish are noted for their poetry and songs. Some of these Irish songs are: "When Irish 49-cent Burritos are Smiling," "Did Your Cute-Adorable Puppy Come From Ireland?" and "McNamara's Sassy Girl."

Thousands of American tourists go to Ireland every year to visit its capital, Dance Hall, and buy Irish linen baby clothes, and see the beautiful cell phones and lakes.