Student Protest

Fellow Students of (school)! We the members of the Students for a (adjective) Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of (plural noun). He has just fired our friend, Professor (name of man), because he wore his (part of body) long, and because he dressed in a (article of clothing) and wore old (plural noun). Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the (noun) building and kidnapping the Assistant (noun). We also will demand that all students have the right to wear (adjective) hair and (adjective) beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with (plural noun)!"

Millie said...
Fellow Students of Sally Sitwell's School of Poise and Posture! We the members of the Students for a Treat-obsessed Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Hip-swayers. He has just fired our friend, Professor Horatio Inkblot, because he wore his cute pink man ear long, and because he dressed in rainbow suspenders and wore old, unruly roosters that crow all day long. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the slimy pig nose building and kidnapping the Assistant Dial Tone. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear moss-covered hair and angry-at-clouds beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with secretly sipped drinks!"

Klin said...
Fellow Students of Rosalie's Refining Academy for Girls! We the members of the Students for a Crunchy Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Rawhide Dog Treats. He has just fired our friend, Professor Sergeant Gibbs, because he wore his belly button long, and because he dressed in a flip flop and wore old long days. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the new video building and kidnapping the Assistant Ballet Slipper. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear tired hair and boring beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with hundreds of BeJeweled games!"

Heffalump said...
Fellow Students of The Grimm Brothers' School for Repentant Fairy Tale Villains! We the members of the Students for a Winged Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Gingerbread Houses. He has just fired our friend, Professor Westley the Farm Boy, because he wore his webby place between your toes long, and because he dressed in a mask and wore old breadcrumbs. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the Father's Sword building and kidnapping the Assistant Oven Belonging to an Evil Witch. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear home cooked hair and kiln dried beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with evil stepmothers!"