New Year's Resolutions 2011

1. I, (name of person in room), will (verb) every day at the gym for at least (number) minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only (number) servings of (noun).
3. I will watch only (adjective) television shows.
4. I will tell (name of person in room) that I think he/she is a/an (adjective) (noun).
5. I will ask my boss for a/an (number)-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a/an (adjective) personality.
7. I will take my (noun) to (noun) at least once a month.
8. I will (verb) one book every (number) weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least (number) pounds.
10. I will return the (adjective) (plural noun) I borrowed from (person in room).
11. I will get on a (noun) and only spend (number) dollars a month.

Millie said...
1. I, April the Ape, will sulk every day at the gym for at least 23 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 1 serving of footsie player.
3. I will watch only Grinch-like television shows.
4. I will tell Fanny B. Tender that I think she is a kitty fur-sprouting, exuberantly kissy aunt.
5. I will ask my boss for a 7329-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a mumbling incoherently personality.
7. I will take my hissy fit to a complete and total mooch at least once a month.
8. I will whisper sweet nothings at one book every 8.4 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 12 pounds.
10. I will return the crowbar-wielding sports bras I borrowed from Nipsey Russell.
11. I will get on a toe hair and only spend 6 dollars a month.

Heffalump said...
1. I, Marty, will smack every day at the gym for at least 27 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 3 servings of treadmill.
3. I will watch only gravy-filled television shows.
4. I will tell Bartholomew that I think he is a particle-smashing nutcracker.
5. I will ask my boss for an 8295-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a theatrical personality.
7. I will take my wire whisk to Grandmother at least once a month.
8. I will stomp one book every 7.325 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 66 pounds.
10. I will return the graceful skydivers I borrowed from Petunia.
11. I will get on a fish bowl and only spend 13 dollars a month.