Superstitions

Although we believe ourselves to be (adverb) civilized, most of us are really (plural noun) at heart because we still believe in (adjective) superstitions that began while man still lived in (plural noun). Some of these superstitions are:
1. If you spill salt, throw some over your left (part of body).
2. If a black (animal) runs in front of you, you are in trouble.
3. If you break a/an (noun) , you will have (number) years of (adjective) luck.
4. Never (verb) under a ladder.
5. If your (part of body) itches, it means you will have a visitor.
6. If you hear a/an (animal) howl at midnight, someone in your family will end up in (geographical location).
7. If you want to keep vampires away, always wear a/an (something to eat) on a string around your (part of body).

Millie said...
Although we believe ourselves to be hand-wringingly civilized, most of us are really velvet slippers at heart because we still believe in jumper-wearing superstitions that began while man still lived in parsley flakes. Some of these superstitions are:
1. If you spill salt, throw some over your left knuckle dimple.
2. If a black raccoon runs in front of you, you are in trouble.
3. If you break a flagellum, you will have 237 years of positively charged luck.
4. Never leak under a ladder.
5. If your tootsie itches, it means you will have a visitor.
6. If you hear an emu howl at midnight, someone in your family will end up in Big Al's.
7. If you want to keep vampires away, always wear chocolate-covered potato chips on a string around your mouth.

Heffalump said...
Although we believe ourselves to be side-splittingly civilized, most of us are really bandanas at heart because we still believe in friendly superstitions that began while man still lived in tweezers. Some of these superstitions are:
1. If you spill salt, throw some over your left foot.
2. If a black sheep runs in front of you, you are in trouble.
3. If you break a daisy, you will have 5 years of funny luck.
4. Never laugh under a ladder.
5. If your recently pinched cheek itches, it means you will have a visitor.
6. If you hear a turkey howl at midnight, someone in your family will end up in Vancouver, WA.
7. If you want to keep vampires away, always wear a mini babybel cheese on a string around your smile.