The High School Monster

Happy Halloween!

NARRATOR: Our scene is in a/an (adjective) high school in (name of town). The students are (adjective) with fear. Listen as our heroine, (girl in room), speaks to (boy in room).
GIRL: The High School Monster has eaten three more pretty young (plural noun) and boiled the (noun) teacher.
BOY: Don't be afraid, (pet name). I think the monster is really just a (noun).
GIRL: But (a person) saw it. It has (a number) arms and long (adjective) hair and (a color) teeth.
BOY: Hmm. That sounds like (someone in room).
GIRL: When I go out I walk very (adverb).
BOY: I am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. And you must be the (adjective) bait.
GIRL: Oh no! Do I look (adjective)? Get some other (noun).

Millie said...
NARRATOR: Our scene is in a hysterically shrieking high school in Happy Valley. The students are pillow-fluffing with fear. Listen as our heroine, Maude, speaks to Spanky.
GIRL: The High School Monster has eaten three more pretty young footsie-players and boiled the African violet teacher.
BOY: Don't be afraid, Wanton Slut. I think the monster is really just a sacred pair of Fiskars.
GIRL: But Teddy Piggywink saw it. It has 38 arms and long, high on s'mores hair and puke orange teeth.
BOY: Hmm. That sounds like the Naughty Sensei.
GIRL: When I go out I walk very toe-curlingly.
BOY: I am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. And you must be the look-away ugly bait.
GIRL: Oh no! Do I look flannel-sheeted? Get some other crazy cat lady.

Klin said...
NARRATOR: Our scene is in a nutty high school in Midway. The students are frigid with fear. Listen as our heroine, Mrs. Monkeybutt, speaks to Sir Pounce a Lot.
GIRL: The High School Monster has eaten three more pretty young Calvin & Hobbes books and boiled the pumpkin bread teacher.
BOY: Don't be afraid, Sugar Lips. I think the monster is really just Jolly Old St Nicholas.
GIRL: But Mel Gibson saw it. It has 45 arms and long creamy hair and orange teeth.
BOY: Hmm. That sounds like Monkey Wrench.
GIRL: When I go out I walk very disgustingly.
BOY: I am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. And you must be the comfortable bait.
GIRL: Oh no! Do I look crazy? Get some other stuffed turkey.

Heffalump said... (sorry heff, I had a crazy week)
NARRATOR: Our scene is in a side-splitting high school in Idiotville. The students are hair-pulling with fear. Listen as our heroine, Joanie, speaks to Chachi.
GIRL: The High School Monster has eaten three more pretty young motorcycles and boiled the headcheese teacher.
BOY: Don't be afraid, love muffin. I think the monster is really just Almond Roca.
GIRL: But The Fonz saw it. It has 2.7 arms and long pencil-necked hair and black teeth.
BOY: Hmm. That sounds like Pinky Tuscadero.
GIRL: When I go out I walk very casually.
BOY: I am going to set a trap for this so-called monster. And you must be the tawdry bait.
GIRL: Oh no! Do I look petulant? Get some other big red barn.