Fortune Cookie

Chinese New Year begins February 14, 2010... it's the Year of the Tiger.

No matter what city you visit, there's bound to be a Chinatown, a Chinese restaurant, and, of course, Chinese fortune cookies, which might say:

1. A romantic (noun) will add interest to your otherwise (adjective) life.
2. You will inherit a large sum of (plural noun) from a dear, departed (noun).
3. You are admired by your fellow (plural noun) for your ability to (verb) under (adjective) pressure.
4. Although thoughts weigh (adverb) on your (part of body), you are never without a sense of (noun).
5. You tackle difficult (plural noun) with (adjective) skill and the confidence of a much older (noun).

Heffalump said...
1. A romantic extra chunky peanut butter will add interest to your otherwise aromatic life.
2. You will inherit a large sum of ineffective bicycle fenders from a dear, departed gravity defying monkey.
3. You are admired by your fellow Solid Gold Dancers for your ability to juggle under intense pressure.
4. Although thoughts weigh dodgingly on your thumb knuckle, you are never without a sense of pain free hair removal system.
5. You tackle difficult flaming bowling pins with neon lighted skill and the confidence of a much older local square dance hall.

Millie said...
1. A romantic psychotic funeral picketer will add interest to your otherwise about-to-be-slapped life.
2. You will inherit a large sum of flibbertigibbets from a dear, departed toe-curling belch.
3. You are admired by your fellow shrunken heads on sale at a shop in Ho Chi Minh City for your ability to desecrate under hulking and scary pressure.
4. Although thoughts weigh half-heartedly on your blackhead, you are never without a sense of poodle painted green.
5. You tackle difficult Adam Lambert assault victims with dangerously alluring skill and the confidence of a much older Krusty Krab.

Lt Col Samantha Carter said...
1. A romantic Mysterious Island will add interest to your otherwise existential life.
2. You will inherit a large sum of The Others from a dear, departed Smoke Monster.
3. You are admired by your fellow tiki torches for your ability to time-travel under fear-inducing pressure.
4. Although thoughts weigh sinisterly on your abs, you are never without a sense of Benjamin Linus, the Lying Liar who Lies about Lies.
5. You tackle difficult fake beards with mind boggling skill and the confidence of a much older polar bear.