Happy Birthday!

Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for (name of girl in room). We are here to celebrate her (noun). All of her most (adjective) friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful (noun). I must say that she doesn't look a day over (number). Naturally, we have some presents. (Boy in room) brought her a beautiful copper (noun) that she can wear on her lovely (noun). And our hostess got her a dozen (plural noun) that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge (adjective) (noun) with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very (adjective) birthday and many happy (plural noun). Now let's all sing together: "Happy (noun) to you!"

Millie said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for Bubbles. We are here to celebrate her chicken on a leash. All of her most dipped in cheese sauce until unrecognizable friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful stuffed hash browns. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 631. Naturally, we have some presents. The Amazing Mumford brought her a beautiful copper sparkly and dangerous balloon weight holder thingie that she can wear on her lovely Facebook friendship gone totally awry. And our hostess got her a dozen kitty nuptials that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge, repeatedly mocked juvenile delinquent with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very slivered birthday and many happy dreams about Matt Damon being handsy. Now let's all sing together: "Happy heavily sighing teenager who wants the computer to you!"

Heffalump said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for Rainbow Boucle. We are here to celebrate her pipe cleaner creature. All of her most grotesque friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful Captain Crunch. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 17. Naturally, we have some presents. Steve from Blues Clues brought her a beautiful copper peanut throwing squirrel that she can wear on her lovely CD of horrifyingly synthesized music. And our hostess got her a dozen onion rings that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge statuesque post apocalyptic war zone with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very Abba-esque birthday and many happy songs that get stuck in my head. Now let's all sing together: "Happy leg warmers to you!"

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for Dolly Parton. We are here to celebrate her opened can of whoopa$$. All of her most sublime friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful sterno. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 14. Naturally, we have some presents. Conan O'Brien brought her a beautiful copper pen with no ink that she can wear on her lovely facebook junkie. And our hostess got her a dozen useless antacid tablets that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge archaic sewing machine with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very frivolous birthday and many happy headphones. Now let's all sing together: "Happy box of tax software to you!"

Klin said...
Friends, this gathering is a surprise party for the girl who wants to marry Flint. We are here to celebrate her pizza. All of her most ginormous friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful sprite. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 468. Naturally, we have some presents. The grumpy teen boy that doesn't like rules brought her a beautiful copper banana that she can wear on her lovely meatball. And our hostess got her a dozen gummy bears that she can hang in her bathroom. And we had the bakery send up a huge glutinous salad with candles on it. We all want to wish her a very stuffed birthday and many happy giant marshmallows. Now let's all sing together: "Happy spaghetti to you!"