The Observatory

Our class went on a field trip to a/an (adjective) observatory. It was located on top of a/an (noun), and it looked like a giant (noun) with a slit down its (noun). We went inside and looked through a/an (noun) and were able to see (plural noun) in the sky that were millions of (plural noun) away. The men and women who (verb) in the observatory are called (plural noun), and they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting (plural noun). An eclipse occurs when a/an (noun) comes between the earth and the (noun) and everything gets (adjective). Next week, we plan to (verb) the Museum of Modern (noun).

Millie said...
Our class went on a field trip to a dump truck-totalling observatory. It was located on top of an inexperienced pole dancer who doesn't know what the pole is for, and it looked like a giant embezzler with a slit down its hairy love handle. We went inside and looked through an idiot blog stalker and were able to see pasty white thighs in the sky that were millions of cockfights away. The men and women who drool in the observatory are called bunny slippers, and they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting chocolate-covered potato chips. An eclipse occurs when a cleavage peeker comes between the earth and Jim Swarthout's Doberman and everything gets smacked and embarrassed. Next week, we plan to browbeat the Museum of Modern remodeled garage.

Klin said...
Our class went on a field trip to a loud-mouthed observatory. It was located on top of a chunky monkey, and it looked like a giant Costa Vida heaven with a slit down its charity yard sale. We went inside and looked through more homework than I needed and were able to see how-did-I-get-all-these-cats thoughts in the sky that were millions of doggie poo-poos away. The men and women who yawn frequently in the observatory are called ultra heavy eyelids, and they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting stupid politics. An eclipse occurs when a snot-nosed kid comes between the earth and the ultimate dirty car and everything gets delicioso. Next week, we plan to light the Museum of Modern thunder and lightning bolt.

Heffalump said...
Our class went on a field trip to a stunningly beautiful in a sparkly way observatory. It was located on top of Kermit the Frog, and it looked like a giant Seven Foot Tall Talking Carrot with a slit down its Carol Burnett. We went inside and looked through Julie Andrews and were able to see Muppets in the sky that were millions of Puppets away. The men and women who Stagger like someone drunk on life in the observatory are called Dancing Vegetables, and they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting Singing Monsters. An eclipse occurs when Miss Piggy comes between the earth and John Denver and everything gets drool worthy. Next week, we plan to Sing in the Rain at the Museum of Modern Muppet Show Reunion.

FluffyChicky said...
Our class went on a field trip to a glow-in-the-dark observatory. It was located on top of that strange girl from 7th grade home room who had upper lip fuzz, a slight under-bite, eyebrows to rival Groucho Marx, and the unfortunate first name of Hortensia, and it looked like a giant expired cream of mushroom soup with a slit down its Queen Elizabeth’s polka dot patterned knickers. We went inside and looked through an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time, and were able to see ingrown toenails in the sky that were millions of albino Albanian women away. The men and women who obfuscate in the observatory are called armadillos, and they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting previously licked Jell-O pudding pops. An eclipse occurs when Mrs. Potato Head comes between the earth and “dress like a drag queen” Thurday and everything gets flamboyant. Next week, we plan to prostrate the Museum of Modern Big Bad Bart the Bucking Buffalo.